ebertosh

A word you yell when your mad, or when you fall or hurt yourself.

::falls:: "Fucking EBERTOSH!!!!"

by BrendanSillyPants November 6, 2005

emerson

A hot ass girl who is always thick. She is pretty, and funny, chill, but she can be rude. But overall she is the best person to be around

You know a emerson? Damn your lucky!

by itsthebitchhoe December 5, 2019

Everton Syndrome

The false, deluded belief that Everton fans are the only true scousers, and that they are more “scouse” than Liverpool fans. In reality, neither group is more “scouse” than the other and arguing over who the true scousers are is completely pointless.

“We’re the true scousers! You red lot are all from Norway or China or something!”

“I think you might have Everton Syndrome...”

by Redman2020 February 26, 2021

Joanne Emberton

A term to describe a drug addicted mother who cares little for her kids.

Have you seen how she treats her kids, she's a real Joanne Emberton

by --English--Muffin-- June 20, 2019

Dirty Emerson

You do A three finger pull on the G spot while finishing your partner with Oral. Right at the climax you scream "Put a Dildo In My Ass"
50/50 if your partner does or doesn't.

He took a real gamble last night with the Dirty Emerson. I heard she actually put it in!

by Roy Heuber September 10, 2021

Keith Emerson

Baddest ass keyboard player, a founder of rock bands The Nice and Emerson, Lake and Palmer. He was first rock musician, who put keyboard in the forefront of the band, as leading instrument.

Keith was famous by his flamboyant stage acts, like stabbing organ keyboard with Nazi knife, or simulating fuck with his instrument . Often called "Hendrix of keyboards", for his epatage playing style. Committed suicide by shooting himself in the head.

Keith Emerson was Hendrix of keyboards! No, he was Kurt Cobain of keyboards.

by dildo777 July 13, 2018

everton

The Blues, the peoples' club, the football team representing Merseyside. They live in a cramped, out-of-date stadium, have no 'star' players, are bankrupt and doomed to relegation. However, they are still above the RS and have just twatted Manure.

Me (in the Walton last night): how long has it been since we beat them manc feqqaz?
me arl fella: Bout 25 minutes ar kid

by Ash April 21, 2005