A person who learns more and more about less and less until they know everything about very little—at which point, and in every context—they begin to give opinions and tell everyone what they should or should not do. —D.Mar
A progressive liberal believes they are an expert in managing every aspect of your life to your personal and professional detriment.
by Electric Ave April 7, 2020
Get the Expert mug.The universal truth that if you groom yourself in preparation for an expected hook-up, the hook-up will not occur immediately after. It only occurs when you haven't prepared yourself properly. Usually applicable to females.
For example, a girl shaves her legs in preparation for an expected hook-up but then the guy tells her he can't hang out that night.
She tells her roommate "Damn, I should've known I wouldn't get any tonight; its the Law of Expectation."
She tells her roommate "Damn, I should've known I wouldn't get any tonight; its the Law of Expectation."
by cocol001 March 27, 2008
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The Expert Urinal is the short urinal in a row of normal urinals. They are intended for short people and children. Everyone else sees them as experts-only, due to the longer shot and possibility of splashback.
I'm just going to wait till one of the other ones clears up, I'm not taking my chances with that expert urinal.
by Se7enLC December 17, 2006
Get the expert urinal mug.A title used to mock the classic novel 'Great Expectations', by Charles Dickens (Expectoration meaning "the process of coughing up and spitting out" or "the act of spitting (forcefully expelling saliva)").
by Anonymous January 30, 2005
Get the Great Expectorations mug.Those annoying nibbas on the troll football and other football related pages posting idiotic shit with their broken english like ''Iwobi is beter den Messi + Ronaldo''
Moses Nibba Owuwu: like if iwobi is beter den ronaldo + messi & man utd wil win d premier leageu
Richard Williamson: Get outta here african expert.
Can also be used againts Indians who shit on their local road daily
Richard Williamson: Get outta here african expert.
Can also be used againts Indians who shit on their local road daily
by MasterJesus771 December 27, 2018
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Son of a bitch my ceiling has a leak, I should ask Monica Lewinksy's opinion because she is such a ceiling expert
by Bobass April 27, 2007
Get the Ceiling Expert mug.Someone who is good at telling lies. Bs'er (Bullshiter) Who tells a bunch of bullshit and is an expert at it because they do it so much.
"Jack told me you hated me so i dont like you"
"I dont hate you dont believe him....he is just an expert bs'er"
"Ok man. I believe ya"
"I dont hate you dont believe him....he is just an expert bs'er"
"Ok man. I believe ya"
by ConfusedOK September 3, 2016
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