Esteban 101

he will eat your honey buns.

who is that?
that's Esteban 101! he will eat your honey buns!

by catlover191 February 1, 2024

Pulled an Esteban

Curl up and fit into small spaces

I was playing the bacon game and I Pulled An Esteban to win a level

by Esteban123456 April 26, 2022

Dirty Esteban

The distant perverted uncle of Dirty Sanchez. When a phallic-shaped object is removed from an anus (ensuring it is covered in faeces) and smeared across the forehead of a willing participant to create a shit monobrow.

Scott: "Hey guys, did you hear about Mo the other day?"
Joe: "No, what about him?"
Scott: "He gave Vikki a proper good Dirty Esteban."
Ali: "No way, not again!!"
Scott: "Yeah, go round and smell her new eyebrow."

by brownbrow69 March 18, 2017

Señor Esteban

Self-righteous prick with sweat stains on his back.

There's a Señor Esteban on your face. Here, let me pop it.

by Señor Esteban June 21, 2013

going esteban

to not give any fucks about what is going on around you.

I failed my test and was late for class but I'm going esteban on it.

by Jd of November 1, 2019

Steven (Esteban)

Steven, he's my Esteban, he's every man, a one-man-band, talented at all he pursues!!! People mistake him for "nice guy" when in reality, he's a brave bad ass who has the courage to be generous amongst wolves.

Steven loves his children. Steven sees the best in others. Steven is an inspiration.

Just don't wake him up mid-slumber or he'll bite your head off!

The next time you encounter a man who urges you to just sing, that man is such a Steven (Esteban)!

by Il tuo tesoro December 31, 2021

An esteban

A guy who is adopted but don’t know who he is.

Is An Esteban.

by Boy name girl September 26, 2018