ear jacking

to listen in on somebody's conversation; to overhear;

i was ear jacking in on my mom's conversation to hear what i was going to get for Christmas.

by Tyler Russell and Chris McCann December 16, 2008

Ear Holed

A term describing a situation encountered in the sport of American Football, referring to one player being tackled/blocked in the side of the head without previous knowledge or warning of impact. It is referred to as "getting ear holed" because the ear hole on a football helmet is usually a devastating blind spot. Getting Ear Holed can often cause concussions.

Ethan was watching the safety approaching on his left, but the outside linebacker totally ear holed him from the right.

by Tedley70 May 30, 2010

ear masturbation

The Pleasure of Manual Auricular Canal Stimulation (also known as Q-Tipping and ear pleasure)

Ear masturbation is almost as good as the real thing! {Q-Tipping} {ear pleasure} {earoticism}

by Ear Masturbation February 23, 2015

Ear Jizz

Ear jizz is the dried or leftover shampoo, soap, or conditioner one forgets to wipe off the ears after a shower resulting in what looks like jizz or Ben Affleck in something about Mary.

Dude1: what is that white creamy stuff in your ear.

Dude2: Oh thats just some shampoo

Dude1: No man, I think someone shot a load in your ear while you were sleep!
Dude2: Fuck No! Here smell it!
Dude1: Hell no! Im not smelling your ear jizz!

by jhustla January 6, 2010

ear porn

quite literally:

awesome music

On myspace, instead of just saying "my fav. music" just say "ear porn" and list away.

by Someonespiffeh January 6, 2008

ear-to-ear

It's about smiling. Ear-to-ear smile or grin is when you have a very broad and generous smile. Such a smile when each corner of your mouth is by each of your ears.

Explain to me why you don't have an ear-to-ear grin right now.

by Mr. Peagram June 18, 2012

ear orgasm

When you clean out your ears with a cotton Q-tip, you shutter (have an ear orgasm) while swabbing.

I just had an ear orgasm.

by stvinfl February 3, 2018