I have rectile dysfunction.
by Jdbfjwjbs February 13, 2022
I have rectile dysfunction
by Jdbfjwjbs February 13, 2022
Example 1.
"Dude I just took a major shit, it was rectal dysfunction to the max."
Example 2.
"Doctor, I think I'm suffering from a rectal dysfunction."
"Dude I just took a major shit, it was rectal dysfunction to the max."
Example 2.
"Doctor, I think I'm suffering from a rectal dysfunction."
by TROYum May 03, 2005
When male gendered individuals think that they are tall, firm, and stout but always fall short because of sheer ignorance.
by Gollum May 19, 2006
Synonym for “Man-Splaining” created by @mizzmel2 on TikTok
Also can be spelled correctile disfunction (by NotANiceGuyJustAGoodGuy April 15, 2021)
Also can be spelled correctile disfunction (by NotANiceGuyJustAGoodGuy April 15, 2021)
1. Random CisHet Male: Explaining childbirth to a women “it’s not that bad”
Woman: Someone suffers from Correctile Disfunction (by NotANiceGuyJustAGoodGuy April 15, 2021)
2. Female PHD: *explains her research topic of interest*
Non expert man: "Well actually I have heard..."
Observer: "Somebody suffers from correctile dysfunction"
Woman: Someone suffers from Correctile Disfunction (by NotANiceGuyJustAGoodGuy April 15, 2021)
2. Female PHD: *explains her research topic of interest*
Non expert man: "Well actually I have heard..."
Observer: "Somebody suffers from correctile dysfunction"
by Expert in mansplaining April 16, 2021
When two people in a relationship, have different personal issues, but get along well; ie: his strengths are her weaknesses and visa versa.
Joe and Jen were both dysfunctional, but they get along so well it must be complimentary dysfunction.
by jwick4896 February 03, 2014
The opposite of a Cyberection. Usually happens when one thinks they are talking to an opposite sex from which they are getting turned on, to find that they are in fact, the same sex.
Cyberialis anyone? Please refer to Cyberection for def.
Cyberialis anyone? Please refer to Cyberection for def.
Subject A waves to Subject B.
Subject A: Hey there, tall handsome dark haired Dark Knight. How bout you and me start to grind some together?
Subject B: I like that idea miss, when and where do you want to gain 'experience points'?
Subject A: Nah I'm just joking, I'm some 45 Y/O married male lookin' for a good time.
Subject B: I think im suffering from Cyberectional Dysfunction ....
Subject B has logged out.
Subject A: Hey there, tall handsome dark haired Dark Knight. How bout you and me start to grind some together?
Subject B: I like that idea miss, when and where do you want to gain 'experience points'?
Subject A: Nah I'm just joking, I'm some 45 Y/O married male lookin' for a good time.
Subject B: I think im suffering from Cyberectional Dysfunction ....
Subject B has logged out.
by Aerwyn November 06, 2007