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Dumbelle

A term used to describe a pretty girl who often makes dumb remarks.

Said girl is often found on the arm of a muscley hetero.
I didnt have time to go to the gym today. Instead i'm gonna go home to pump my dumbelle and hope that she doesn't talk too much shit.
by martini attack September 5, 2009
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Dumblando

A derivative of dumb and Orlando.

The proper term used when describing a person named Orlando who spouts off gibberish, although his intent is humor and cleverness.
Gary and Chloe were shocked when Orlando said, "Quizblorg Jizzblorg everything I say is retarded."

"What the F did he just say?" - Gary
"Don't worry about it, it's Dumblando speaking." - Chloe
by Lord of IT September 16, 2014
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Dumbledore

A biased bitch who only cares about the Gryffindors.
Dumbledore is such an asshole! Can you believe he gave Gryffindor 500 points? We Slytherin should have won that House Cup!
by The Slytherin Queen February 12, 2019
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Human Dumbell

A position utilized by homosexuals in athletic settings in which a person with power (coach, manager, etc.) inserts one end of a piece of athletic equipment, such as a baseball bat, into his anus and forces another member of the team or coaching staff to do the same with the other end.
John: You won't believe what Ted and Rob are doing in the locker room with your baseball bat!
Bo: Is coach doing a human dumbell without me?
by TheRealFelixTheCat April 1, 2010
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Dumbledoor

N00b: "snape, snape, severus snape, DUMBLEDOOR11!!1!"
Me: "It's DumbleDORE, dumbass,"
by Snape loves you January 27, 2010
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Dumb and Dumber

Originally a 1994 comedy film about two imbeciles played by Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels but now more commonly a popular nickname for the two Ukrainians working for the Mobster in Chief through his current fixer, Rudy Bananas.
Both Lev And Igor had a powerful reaction to the perceived cultural disparagement taking place when they were referred to as “Dumb and Dumber” by the American public.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 13, 2019
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