Dumbelle 

A term used to describe a pretty girl who often makes dumb remarks.

Said girl is often found on the arm of a muscley hetero.

I didnt have time to go to the gym today. Instead i'm gonna go home to pump my dumbelle and hope that she doesn't talk too much shit.

Dumbelle by martini attack September 5, 2009

Dumbell boy 

A guy in a relationship who keeps dealing with a woman's baggage.

He's just being a dumbell boy until he gets into her room.

Dumbell boy by Summerbees June 8, 2012

Human Dumbell

A position utilized by homosexuals in athletic settings in which a person with power (coach, manager, etc.) inserts one end of a piece of athletic equipment, such as a baseball bat, into his anus and forces another member of the team or coaching staff to do the same with the other end.

John: You won't believe what Ted and Rob are doing in the locker room with your baseball bat!
Bo: Is coach doing a human dumbell without me?

Human Dumbell by TheRealFelixTheCat April 1, 2010

dumbelldores 

Heavy weights (dumbells) often used at the gym for maximising muscle growth.

"yeah i did a phat chest sesh at the gym today... busted out some 35kg dumbelldores on reps. my pecs are so brutalised now"

dumbelldores by omg i am wtf uber May 16, 2007

dumbell 

A term used by many to make fun of someone's intelligence or suggest that they are dumb.

You are such a dumbell.

dumbell by Shadower July 3, 2006

dumbelling

dumbelling is a fetish where your sexual partner urinates in your ear, for it to be a succesful dumbelling the urine must come out of the other ear.

i love dumbelling my obese wife

dumbelling by Mike 'Obese' Hallman:D October 6, 2005

dumbellina 

A woman of low intelligence, often found staring blankly into space with mouth agape.

Yo! Check out that dumbellina on the corner!

dumbellina by Tobelerone November 18, 2006