Doorknob licker

Someone who still believes that the Coronavirus isn't a thing and refuses to quarantine or practice social distancing.

Look at all those doorknob lickers protesting in Michigan. They are going to catch Coronavirus and spread it to everyone.

by csnpnt00 April 15, 2020

town doorknob

the town's slutty chick who bones everyone and discriminates toward none.

"that chick is the town doorknob-everyone has had a turn!"

by Haywood Jablowme III June 25, 2016

rusty doorknob

When a girl poops on a man's penis, and leaves it to dry, for a few hours (this is essential!) and then returns to give him a handjob as if she were turning a doorknob. A rusty doorknob.

"OMG Rhonda gave Bernie a rusty doorknob last night! He says he now has a new perspective on life."

by Danprabjanif Kinharbak November 5, 2011

The Angry Doorknob

The angry doorknob is a sexual move in which the performer of the move finishes fucking their partner, punches them in the face and sits on their face and farts while they are stunned.

That bitch was giving me lip so i gave her the angry doorknob.

by therealXII September 7, 2009

Polish Doorknob

To pinch a woman's clitoris, pull, and twist, as if it were a doorknob.

Guy 1: "Did you hear? Cole gave Shirley a Polish Doorknob!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, she's never forgiven him."

by Goochmaestro July 4, 2012

Doorknob Polisher

A person who enjoy sucking dicks.
Dick's sucker.

Hey Baby, I really do appreciate the way you are polishing my doorknob.
Yeah!!! You are the best doorknob polisher.

by NascaSoft August 17, 2007

hippopotamus doorknob

Noun. A process in which a person shoves an umbrella in his or her anus, and then promptly opens it up, thus making his or her asshole larger. The misguided soul then proceeds to put watermelon-sized anal beads into his or her rectum. This being must then try to regurgitate these objects into a friend's mouth. Finally, the friend runs to the nearest zoo naked and gets impaled by a rhinoceros.

- Damn son, why you so stressed today? Did ya take a hippopotamus doorknob recently?
- Yes, my anus is still sore.
- I'm sorry for your loss.

by Brolijah May 7, 2014