Alien dipstick

This is a large human like animal who speaks french

Omg i think theres an alien dipstick in that UFO he must be raping children

by Fucking cock sucker February 10, 2018

Dipstick

The word to use when you want to curse at someone, but there are too many christian authority figures around.

Shut up you dipsh- .....dipstick

by fdhgeiruhfflgjhfs November 15, 2017

Dipstick

It basically means dic.To call someone or what a male has in terms of having sex

Dillan:Oi dipstick
Thomas:fuck off you retarted shit!
Dillan:I didn't mean you I ment someone else
Thomas:oh....😅 soz for that

by UrbanDictionaryEpic June 27, 2015

Dipstick method

V) when you think you slept with a girl bnb who has and std but you dont want to go to a doctor to check so you sleep with someone else to see if they get it.

Hey man I heard you slept with heather, I just heard she has herpes.

Nah man I slept with amanda already I'm goood.

Dude go get tested the Dipstick Method is not advised.

by daxxtherealkira May 13, 2020

Dipstick

When someone inserts their penis into a person’s ass then into their mouth immediately after

I’ve been begging my girlfriend to let me dipstick her

After I got dipsticked I couldn’t taste for a week

by Bninja13 January 29, 2024

Creamy Dipstick

A man's penis immediately after he's ejaculated inside a woman's vagina and then pulls it out he has a Creamy Dipstick.

When a woman then goes down on the man she's enjoying a Creamy Dipstick.

I want to suck your creamy dipstick.

by VaCpl757 January 6, 2019

Check your dipstick

When one either passes gas and is not sure if it was a shart, or they might not have wiped good enough earlier after pooping, takes toilet paper and dry wipes their butt.

Phil was so sweaty and didn’t know if he wiped good enough earlier, so I told him to check your dipstick.

by Sea_Waffle_69 June 17, 2018