high defuctible health plan

A high deductible health plan.

A terrible "health plan" in which you pay between $6,000 to $10,000 per person per calendar year for in-network care before the health plan starts paying any benefit.

a high defuctible health plan does what it says on the tin. It' f*&^%'s you

by Ae5Ea8 October 3, 2016

defunctifying

verb. : the action in which a person makes something that is functioning to be il void, or non-functioning. Making something screwed up; you are messing up your life to where you are unable to function properly.
adj: something is screwed up or not in proper function.

verb example: "Mark is defunctifying his life."; Adjective example: "That book is defunctifying."

by Kat Loutrel and Mariah October 25, 2006

defectified

When a food is non- edible because of being touched by another food

I don't wanna eat the rest of my food, its defectified!

by mauiismydog April 15, 2009

defucketated

when you lose your virginity to an animal or its a jewish stripper

For some reason my butt hurts, i think i got defucketated by my dog.

by spincter April 15, 2011

Defectivated

To be made defective through human intervention. Having broken an otherwise functioning device by tampering with its inner workings.

The un-knowledgeable computer tech went and "defectivated" my computer.

by Camphonic October 4, 2012

defectomancy

The art of becoming so conversant in the bugs of a commercial software platform that you are able to achieve desired functionality by exploiting said bugs. The defectomancer's weapon of choice is the Cludge. Her abilities are enhanced when operating in under-patched environments lacking official vendor support. She can easily be countered by employing the tactics of intelligent software acquisition and management. Despite these weaknesses the defectomancer has made enterprise domains her natural habitat.

Using her skills in defectomancy, Sally saved an invalid value to an inexplicably non-nullable date field so that it would display N/A instead of an arbitrary date when no date was to be entered in that field.

by Pidd December 19, 2013

defuckinstgusting

Repulsive and almost nauseating feeling toward someone or something

Brandon: Ew.
Sarah: What?
The nats in that fridge are defuckinstgusting.

by Yonn June 20, 2014