Penal defecation

The act of literally releasing feces from one's penis, the results are called dickshit, the process takes a long time and usually ends with a lifelong virginity warranty.
Guy 1: Ahh fuck I had penal defecation this morning
Guy 2: How much shit did you piss out?
Guy 1: I'm not finished
by Oskarmandude2 June 29, 2013
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Total Defecation

The act of shitting on top of the toilet seat and taking a roll of toilet paper sticking it to the turd and running it to your passed out friend and tucking it into their pants
Bro did a total defecation last night and the whole party thought it was the person who shit.
by illusivepriest May 25, 2020
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Immaculate Defecation

A perfect bowel movement which requires no cleaning afterwards.
Brad glimpsed at the used toilet paper to gauge his progress and was astonished to be greeted by a wad of pristine, folded two-ply. He struggled to recall his diet that had resulted in this Immaculate Defecation and knew his friends would not believe him later.
by CatNumberFour September 09, 2025
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defecation

Pooping. Defecation can be done anywhere, but society prefers it if you do it in a toilet. Defecation feels good, and is often used as part of a sexual act. There are many kinds of defecation, from the simple poop log, to the stink pickle, to even the famous Mexican Food Poop.
I am having a defecation event.
by baconlord32832 December 26, 2020
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Celestial Defecation

It's when you shit so good it makes you feel pleasure from it.
I did a Celestial Defecation today, stayed in the toilet for hours.
by Thermonuclear Diarrhea August 09, 2016
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Sudden Onset Defecation

Sudden Onset Defecation or S.O.d. which is difference between let’s stop at the next rest stop and PleasePullOverNow!
“Damn Ron, what took you so long?”
“Well Dave, I had an emergency Sudden Onset Defecation and barely made it to a WaWa.”
“Oh I understand that. I had a SOD last week and I’m not allowed in Walmart anymore.”
by Saloondoor June 30, 2023
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