Discover Card

A woman's virginity. Because like virginity no one accepts a Discover Card, unless they're desperate.

"Irita, did Junior take your discover card?"
"No, but Mikey did, he was that desperate."

by Lance Hardman December 2, 2011

discover teabagging

Discovering (to your embarrassment) that a term thought to have a political meaning also has a sexual one. When this occurs in casual conversation the situation is referred to commonly in other awkward conversations.

person1: Have you heard about the teabagging party put on by the teabag association to protest the administration's value added tax.
person2: Dude, that's kind of a lude sexual act, you may not want to advertise it as a teabagging party - check out UD dot com next time before you print posters for the office.

Doug has gotten in the habit of doing a "discover teabagging" on UD before discussing weird political events, since Mary slapped him last month.

by bourbon west April 29, 2010

Discoverage

Discovering overall coverage. Can be applied to various things and situations.

Example 1: We can't move forward with this story until discoverage is done.

Example 2: I have discoverage work to do this week before I can get started.

Example 3: Due to recent discoverage we had to modify our plans.

by luckyluke2 April 7, 2021

Go discover your prostate

1. Polite way to say “go fuck yourself”.

2. An easy way to shut a douche bag up.

Guy 1: “Hey! Nice tits!”
Girl: “GO DISCOVER YOUR PROSTATE, DICKCHEESE!”

by Slade Genesis October 28, 2018

speaking to discover

A method to make oneself aware of certain things one was not aware of until one began speaking to oneself or others (and preferably recorded what one said) about something (to be able to analyze it).

Speaking extemporaneously to myself and audio-recording it has helped me realize certain things I was not aware of until I said them. That process is called "speaking to discover".

by but for June 7, 2018

diggscovery

Something cool "discovered" on Digg.com.

Me: "Check out this video"
Friend: "Wow, good find"
Me: "Thanks. I cant take the credit though, it was a diggscovery"

by indigothirdeye April 3, 2008

disconversation

Being in a crowded room not engaging with anyone and hearing pieces of the many conversations going on.

I was sitting at a very crowded bar alone, there was a lot of disconversation going on around me.

by VALVV June 16, 2018