DGMT

“Don’t get me tight”

Random person: “Yo mama a hoe”
Me: “DGMT for I smack you”

by ChrisFrmBk January 12, 2022

dg4l

Drain Gang 4 Life

I'm a drainer, dg4l!

by a bored person online July 24, 2022

dgmsd

Stands for: Dont Get Me Started Dick. similar to dgms but a little more polite.

Person 1: How'd you get that bruise?
Person 2: dgmsd
Person 1: whoa whoa chill!

by vivibih klvnnkjnspoibncnice January 5, 2013

DGAFathon

An extended period of time in which one or more individuals DGAF. Participants of a DGAFathon couldn't care less about the subject on hand, be it school or life. A DGAFathon occurs naturally when an excess of bullshit manifests itself without the danger of consequences haunting the victims.

Dude 1: Hey, are you doing the physics worksheet?

Dude 2: Pfffft, physics? That class is a DGAFathon. Just turn in last week's worksheet.

Dude 1: I didn't do that one either.

Dude 2: Dude....fuck it.

by iCreditDanny November 30, 2010

DGABD

Short for: "Don't get a big dick"

Used mostly when someone overreacts, gets upset, or down-right won't shut the fuck up. Originated from Tourette's Guy videos.

Mom: "Clean your room!"
You: "In a minute!"

-Minutes pass-

Mom: "CLEAN YOUR ROOM!"
You: "ALRIGHT, DGABD!"

by ChuckNorrisAfro. July 28, 2010

Dgraphing

Dgraphing (n): The act of being far too lazy to actually care about the accuracy of your drawing of a graph.
A combination of the terms "DGAF" and "Graphing"

Oh my gosh Aña I completely dgraphed all of the math last night. I was just too tired to care...like normal...

She's not doing very well in math. She's come down with a bad case of dgraphing.

by lmacleody November 23, 2011

dgmr

An acronym for the phrase "Don't get me wrong", meaning "Don't take this the wrong way". Usually said after or before something that would sound bad normally.

Jen: I hate peeling oranges.

Andy: I love oranges..

Jen: dgmr, I love oranges too but it's such a pain to peel them.

by OrdinarilyRetarded August 1, 2012