im._currently._on._fire

has broken humour and an obsession with depressing games and stuff

person 1: hey you know im._currently._on._fire?
person 2: yea why?
person 1: they just fell down a flight of stairs haha
person 2: haha what an idiot!

by a._forking._dumbo July 9, 2021

Rip Current

A sexual act in which you 6-9 on a paddle board either in still ocean or middle of a lake

Originates from the Northern Cape Cod(Used by locals)

Johnny: Yo me and Ashley were out in the waves and I got an gnarly rip current!

by yutopia754 January 17, 2022

Swift Current Broncos

The Swift Current Broncos are a WHL team based in Swift Current, Saskatchewan. For those who don’t know, they are essentially the worse version of the superior Moose Jaw Warriors. If you are one of those Broncos fans who get real loud whenever the Broncos score against the Warriors at the Mosaic Place, please shut up.

Asshole #1: “Hey, wanna go to the Swift Current Broncos game?”
Asshole #2: “Swift Current isn’t even in the playoffs, dumbass. Let’s go see the Warriors crush the overrated Winnipeg Ice.”

by Cool Dude (Real) April 22, 2023

Cash Current

Dudes that get their cash by licking urinals in stadium bathrooms pant less while a crowd watches.

I think that dudes name should be Cash Current. He is licking the shit out of 100 urinals a day.

by Jacksonville Pizza King December 13, 2023

Against The Current

It's an underrated band formed in 2011. The members are the singer Chrissy Costanza, the guitarist Dan Gow& the drummer Will Ferri. At first, they covered popular songs, mostly with youtubers like Alex Goot or also with Set It Off. Then, after they received a small fanbase, ATC released their first original song called "Thinking". They also toured together with bands like Stateside,Set It Off and The Faim. Now, they've got 2 EPs & 2 albums out: The Infinity EP (2014), The Gravity EP (2015), In Our Bones (2017) & Past Lives (2018). The fans are called Outsiders (reference to their song "Outsider") but also ATC Fam. I could go on talking about them for years but just check them out, they deserve way more appreciation!!

Someone: can you define AgainstTheCurrent for me? You talk a lot about it but I really don't know what this is.
Me: Yes of course, Against The Current is an underrated band, you really need to listen to AgainstTheCurrent, you can't imagine how much they mean to me, I love all their songs, album & I really like the personality of every member, like—
Someone: oh ok I'll listen to them later thank u

by allthevoices September 17, 2019

The mexican current

The sexual act of having someone shit on your arm

“Whats that smell”
“My girl gave me the mexican current earlier”

by babycrusher April 13, 2020

three-phrase current

Sinewave-formed electricity dat successively produces a different "word sound" --- i.e., "hum", "buzz", "drone", "whine", etc. --- a third of da time.

Usually da power-lines are fairly quiet in dry weather, but rain or drizzle often really brings out da "three-phrase current" status of said slim silvery wires!

by QuacksO August 22, 2022