Crates

Crates - adj.- A descriptive word used to imply great amounts of eloquence, grandeur in regards to speech or thought, or acuteness when speaking of something. The derivation of this word is originally to be used as in the terms of Socrates, of, "so crates" pronounced as one would if talking of a crate.

Ben: I just discovered electricity!
Woman: Holy marijuanaville Ben, thats so crates!

-or-

Ben: I just discovered electricity!
Woman: Holy aids on a stick Ben, thats mad crates!

-or- (Simply)

Ben: I just discovered electricity!
Woman: Holy fucking shitballs Ben, thats crates!

by So_crates January 12, 2011

Diggin the Crates

Rumaging through records in racks or boxes

Ring ring...allo....a'rit bruv...wanna go down basildon today...need to dig the crates for some dubs for tonight

by Matty C January 11, 2005

cratered

The stage passed drunk. When you are so wasted you cant feel your face and you hook yourself up to a life support cause you cant be bothered to breathe.

Jeff: Im pissed, bout u?
Fred: Im fuckin cratered

by springyjeff February 24, 2006

crater

To moon someone, with the addition of the spreading of one's asscheeks, revealing their asshole with the moon.

Person 1: Did he just moon you?
Person 2: No, he spread 'em and I saw his hairy asshole. He cratered me.

by mustangman626 October 29, 2014

aria de nezzo caraterre

Opera from FF6...
or...
blog that owns you!
www.ariademezzocaraterre.com

Dang...aria de mezzo caraterre is such a great song!

by I Own You October 18, 2003

crater vag

a woman who is bitchy and annoying

my ex girlfriend is a damn crater vag

by fuckmebeautiful December 14, 2008

Craten

A people based out of the small island of Crate in the South-East Pacific. The people were known for a culture based heavily off large, group laugh sessions and were known to be trading silks and spices long before the Qing Dynasty of China was ever established. Their prime empire was in the Masahuti Dynasty from 1340 - 1620 which was a threat to be reckoned with. In 1620, the Cratens overthrew their tyrannical government and an age of democracy was born. Today, the Cratens are a very secretive people, with the only access to the island of Crate being by a ferry known as the S.S. Majestic.

Person 1: "Man, look at that guy! Where is he from!"

Person 2: "Man! You're an idiot! He's from Crate!"

Person 1: "You mean he's a Craten! Oh man! let's go sign his abs!"

by Migoror June 16, 2009