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cubicell

Taken from cubicle, a small grey or beige box smaller than the average prison cell in which corporate America places their staff for extended periods of the day.
The boss made sure we stayed in our cubicells for eight hours or more each day.
by Robert Nydam June 11, 2006
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cubicle

The dimly lit area in the rear of "adult" bookstores which has, usually, several narrow hallways, and rows of small rooms (or cubicles). Each cubicle contains an X-rated video, and often times, also has a strategically placed hole in the wall (see "glory hole") so that there can be some personal contact between the patrons of adjoining rooms.
I paid the man at the front counter the $7, and proceeded to the viewing area. Once inside, I saw a few men loitering in the hallway. I entered one of the cubicles, and hoped that one of the men would enter the cubicle next to me.
by david 269 April 18, 2006
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Cubicle Justice

A Charles Bronson like office vigilante that seeks to get even with a colleague in the office for slighting them.
Worker 1 - I can't believe he knocked stuff over at my cube, then got pissed about it and slammed stuff down. And then he just walks off without putting the stuff back.

Worker 2 - Dude, that is a jackass move. What are you going to do?

Worker 1 - Well, there will be a fair amount of cubicle justice, I can tell you that. I may take all of the screws out of his chair, tape raw fish up under his desk or perhaps stink palm his mouse.

Worker 2 - Hells Yaw, that would be hilarious yo!
by archyis November 5, 2009
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cubicle wars

a series of conflicts between Dirk and Brent... evidently they have so much free time they just prank each other all day every day. Events can be witnessed first hand on youtube, either Cubicle War 2006 or Cubicle War 2010
In a cubicle wars, phrases heard or actions witnessed may be similar to as follows:

"it was a CENTAUR"
"reboot me"...or simply stapling another's tie to their desk before slapping them in the face so they clothesline themselves upon waking
by boardnfool86 February 25, 2010
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Cubical time

My friend Noff got cubical time last night, now he needs a catheter to take a leak.
by ChocolatePeople December 7, 2010
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cubicle ass

The result of gaining weight, especially in the hips and butt, due to starting a new job where you sit at a desk all day.
Judy used to be hot before she started working again. In the last few months she has developed a bad case of cubicle ass.
by bigtatties August 18, 2011
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cunchiva

A word made up of Cunt, Bitch and Diva
Damn, my wife is being a cunchiva today!
by Dwnhnc81 June 3, 2016
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