Cumlesterol

Cumlesterol is the buildup of jizz in your dick hole. High cumlesterol results from excessive nutting whether it be from sex or pumping off, and a portion of sperm continues to remain in the urethra and not be sprayed out.

Dude: Question. After you beat off, is it hard for you to take a piss afterwards?

Friend: I spank my meat so much, it is hard for me to piss at any given time from my high cumlesterol levels.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 22, 2017

Cumclusters

Another hip name for crack cocaine

Hey Tony, got any cumclusters?

by Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapppsssss May 21, 2018

Crumbster

An individual who masterbates strictly on hotel bath robes as many times as humanly possible during their stay.

My buddy, who is a Crumbster, just lost all of his hotel points because he was caught crumbing at a garden inn.

by The_Prophessor June 2, 2018

Cumpster

A dumpster full of the male ejaculation mass, also often referred to as "cum" refer to "slang"

"Im about to throw you into a cumpster." Said John.

"Im about to put you in a dumpster then marinade you in cum and turn it into a cumpster." Said Dane, responding to John.

by Legosiy November 2, 2020

Cumbustion

When a dude busts a nut so fast that the exothermic release triggers a chain reaction in which cum accelerates exponentially and shoots out the dick hole. Cumbustion

Jimmy: I had Sara rub me out resulting in a cumbustion right in her face.
Bob: You're weird, man

by testicle juice October 2, 2020

Cubster

Cubster

A cubster is a cub that's a gangsta

by Thatkewlperson69 May 2, 2022

cumposter

A character from the game ''Among us'' that has been cummed on at least 3 times over the span of 7 days without being washed.

The cumposter was acting suspicious whilst cum was dripping of his face.

by gräddkrämarn November 21, 2022