A state of being so unpresentable that you look like death itself. Typically characterized by no make-up, greasy hair, and feelings of extreme ugliness.
Jen: hey! wanna go shopping?
You: yeah give me an hour though. i just got out of bed and i look like a f*cking crypt keeper
You: yeah give me an hour though. i just got out of bed and i look like a f*cking crypt keeper
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Boyfriend: "C'mon Sheryl. Stop being so dang cryptical."
Boyfriend: "C'mon Sheryl. Stop being so dang cryptical."
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Get the Cryptical mug.Someone who thinks they know Cryptocurrencies and Assets, but know fuck-all. Generally, someone who has been in crypto form 1 day to 20 weeks only, but who are pig headed and ignorant mental pygmies.
Usually easy to detect as they will be forthcoming about their investment in Ripple (XRP) , BitConnect (BCC) as well as other ShiteCoins and DigitalDogShit.
Other methods of exposing cryptards are, if you say anything bad about Ripple (or in future, Stellar Lumens, or in the past, BitConnect) you will quickly get set upon by all the cryptards in the audience.
E.g. For exposing this truth, this definition will receive a lot of down-votes like a youtube video exposing the non-Crypto ShiteCoin......all of these down thumbs are by cryptards.
Usually easy to detect as they will be forthcoming about their investment in Ripple (XRP) , BitConnect (BCC) as well as other ShiteCoins and DigitalDogShit.
Other methods of exposing cryptards are, if you say anything bad about Ripple (or in future, Stellar Lumens, or in the past, BitConnect) you will quickly get set upon by all the cryptards in the audience.
E.g. For exposing this truth, this definition will receive a lot of down-votes like a youtube video exposing the non-Crypto ShiteCoin......all of these down thumbs are by cryptards.
OK, fine, invest in that ShiteCoin Cryptard. Same time, same place next week; or will you be at home crying about your losses?
No, Ripple is not and never will be more decentralised than BitCoin or any CryptoCurrency; at least give me some rationale behind your delusions you total fucking cryptard.
Sure, Verge is better than every other mineable Privacy coin....you complete cryptard.
Oh yea, you are right you fucking cryptard, TRON will go to the moon with the 100BILLION coins, how fucking cryptarded are you?
No, Ripple is not and never will be more decentralised than BitCoin or any CryptoCurrency; at least give me some rationale behind your delusions you total fucking cryptard.
Sure, Verge is better than every other mineable Privacy coin....you complete cryptard.
Oh yea, you are right you fucking cryptard, TRON will go to the moon with the 100BILLION coins, how fucking cryptarded are you?
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