Crusty

Describes everything that is just... ew. One can be crusty when acting like an asshole or just plain dumb.

EW! That teacher is so crusty for giving us that test!

by nickiminajssazz December 27, 2010

Crusty

(Adj.) The feeling one has after a night of modererate binge drinking that is not quite hungover but clearly uncomfortable. Related symptoms are stickiness, brain foggynes, and general dehydration (one could go so far as to say 'parched'.

"How are you feeling this morning?"
"Man, I'm feeling a bit crusty after that night of moderate binge drinking."

by somuchdramainthe153 July 26, 2015

crusties

a condition comon in everybody. pieces of dried poo sandwiched in between your buttcheeks. to remove these sandwiched poo pieces, simply put your finger in your butt and stroke until poo is eliminated.

when i tried to anal this girl, her crusties hurt my penis.

by mr man August 24, 2004

crusty

A Very old woman who hasnt got any in like 30 years

yo mama or girl friend

by h May 12, 2004

Crusty

an adjective to negatively describe something in place of a swear like dumb ass or something along those lines

Damn jimmy your so crusty.
Wow i swear frankie is the definition of crust.

by JonDaDon July 16, 2010

crusty

a guy who is crusty. someone who is dirty looking, someone that you would not talk to.

"unh uhh girl that boy is crusty. i just wanna hit him with some body spray."

by litwiinka December 28, 2007

crusties

the gunk that forms in the corners of your lips after drinking a bottle of gatorade

No one said anything, so Billy played the whole game with red crusties on his face

by footballfiend5 February 07, 2009