crander

Crotch dander. Crander comes in many levels which define its size. (level 1 being about the size of equal/splenda granules)

"Man when Luke got up from the table he left his crander ALL IN his seat!"

"Rebecca thinks she saw crander in her drink...sick!"

by clemsontgr4real April 1, 2007

Cranberry Farmer

When a man puts his testicles on a woman's vagina whilst she is on her period.

That chick is hella kinky, she was on her period, so I gave her a cranberry farmer.

by Propaganda78 December 11, 2009

Engine Cranker

A sex move in which the male inserts his penis into the ass and moves his penis in a circular motion. This move usually ends with a swirl. Pinching is optional.

I give this girl such an engine cranker that she probably will be sore for quite a while.

by Johnny Hotnuts May 15, 2008

CranbrookDeer

The most ghetto-ass deer you will ever find living in the neighborhood of Cranbrook. He defends his lover Kesha with all his strength and will beat the shit out of anyone who messes with her. Don't Fuck with the deer, or He'll Fuck you up. Real Talk Nigga.

Dog: "Damn she fine!"

CranbrookDeer: "The fuck you just say to me dog, I'll fuck you up. Don't Run Niqqa. PUMP PUMP KILL BITCH. 12 12 12 Nigga 12"

by PumpActionShotgun January 7, 2012

Jim Cramer

Former hedge fund manager and best-selling author. Cramer hosts CNBC's "Mad Money" program and is the co-founder of TheStreet.com.

Person 1: Who is Jim Cramer?

Person 2: Oh! He told me to buy the NYSE (stock symbol: NYX) at about $100. That fucker said the stock would increase to $250! Now it's well below $65 and I'm getting raped in the ass. The worst part is that I'm all out of lube!

by I've Lost Everything October 5, 2007

Craterbrain

Somone who uses Ecstacy too much and develops craters in their brain.

Poor guy ate too much ecstacy and devoloped craterbrain. You can find him talking to cars and other inanimate objects.

by ShempNasty June 11, 2006

Cranter

Crappy-Banter
Someone who thinks they're funny, but actually their jokes are so 1973 its untrue.
A Bantersauras-Rex who is tired may throw out some cranter as they are too tired to think straight.

Sophie: You smell like fish and chips
James: .....*pause*.... YOU smell like fish and chips
Sophie: Absolute cranter!

by Windybey August 23, 2012