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drunk couple

The term used for the same two people that always hook up, engage in sexual intercourse, oral intercourse or an intense staring contest while under alcoholic influence (similar effects found under the influence of marijuana, Cocaine, or due to the repeat playing of Mrs. Jackson, by OutKast)
*noises similar to Dr. Dre's "The Doctors Office"

Jamal: Dayummmm brotha, Cory and Taniqua are bangin' it out again!! How many shots they be havin'?

Bobb'e: Brotha, they be all steezed out on some HOOCH!!!

Jamal: YEEEE!! AHAHA LAWL! (uncontrollable Ghetto lingo follows)

Steve Irwin: Here we see the rare drunk couple, in their natural habitat, the predominantly low-income festive gathering.
by thatonekidwhoreallyisntfunny December 26, 2010
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Jesus Couple

When a couple is so perfect together , They're named a 'Jesus Couple'. Only rare special , good looking couples are allowed to be named a Jesus Couple. Those who are a Jesus Couple are to be respected since they're too perfect.
Lauren : Omfg , Angelina & Brad are a total Jesus Couple !
Zaida : Totally ! They're perfect together !
Lauren : I wish I was in a Jesus Couple !
by Victoria Vasquez January 16, 2013
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Hormone Couple

A couple, typically in high school, that "date" each other because of the sudden release of sex hormones during puberty.
Zach got a giant got a giant hickey from savanna! what a disgusting hormone couple!
by UrbanYourMom May 16, 2016
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A1 couple

A strong couple, able to go through anything together, real love, partners for life through thick and thin
An A1 couple is a couple who been going strong for years now
A strong ass relationship two people rocking it together through whatever
Always, forever
by defreitas October 1, 2016
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beard couple

A man and woman claiming to be in a heterosexual relationship but are actually covering for one is them being homosexual. Usually the cover-up is for a homosexual male.
Angela and that senator are totally a beard couple. He's gay but his fellow constituents were harassing him so he decided to fake being straight while she got to claim she didn't have a baby out of wedlock.
by Ultravioletlemon April 23, 2023
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Cute Couple

A couple that are so cute together, you wish you were in a relationship like that. They often look happy to be with each other, and nothing could go wrong for them.
Example..

Girl #1: Aren't James and Milly such a cute couple?
Girl #2: Yeah, nothing could go wrong for them!
Girl #£: I'm so jealous, I'd like a relationship like that.
by HappyGirl1993 October 22, 2010
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coupley

to act in a very boyfriend/girlfriend kind of way.
i dont want us to act too coupley in front of my sister
by kwieface October 18, 2008
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