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idiot committee

A group, often coworkers, whose stupidity and ineptitude combine to make for a useless team where you end up doing all the work
The boss gave the new contract to my unit so I guess it’s me and the idiot committee
by Silver_Leaf June 26, 2022
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Drippy Committee

A group of individuals with a rather a rather breathtaking sense of fashion and dress.
Me and da bois just dropped a bag on the new Acronym drop, certified Drippy Committee behaviour.
by Long_Schlong_Silver_69 May 2, 2022
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Titty Committee

usually a group consisting of 3 girls; whom all share similar interests of hobbies.
person: hey aren't marie, ellie, and burgerworm all in a titty committee?
person 2: yeah
by pitchmaster September 25, 2022
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Kelly's Law of Committees

None of us are as dumb as all of us.
A counter to the older, pro-teamwork adage "None of us are as smart as all of us."
Speaks to the risk of lower-level workers' input being useless if upper management gives its own opinion first, due to the tendency of workers to fall in line once the position of the leader (who could fire them for dissent) is known.
The wording above was written on a wall at NASA's Houston complex after the Challenger disaster, as reported by astronaut Mark Kelly, husband of Congresswoman Gabby Giffords. Although the concept has long been known of, once it took the form of an aphorism, it acquired a viral quality.
Niels Bohr and son Aage asked low-level engineer Richard Feynman their questions before asking higher-ups like Oppenheimer, partly to avoid taking up important administrators' time, but also to avoid Kelly's law of committees. Asking the higher-ups first, with lower-level workers present, would have a chilling effect on the latter's offering their own ideas and concerns.
by WhatwasIsaying December 24, 2024
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Committee

Where one person is in charge and everyone else is a yes-man!
As the main representative of the committee, I have made the executive decision to organize a gift basket fundraiser!
by Angry-at-Karen March 7, 2025
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GTC Committee

An awesome bunch that work together to make GTC fun for all 🏊🏻 ♀️ 🚴 🏃🏻 ♀️
That GTC Committee are so sound!!!!
by Maggie Anne November 23, 2021
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judishiary committee

A group of top mucky-mucks who really "dish it out" when it comes to "dispensing" justice.
We serve oatmeal for any of our school's students who actually want it, but I don't insist dat they all consume huge bowls of it for their morning meal --- I don't want said impressionable youngsters to invalidly think dat da cafeteria-workers are part of a "judishiary committee". We offer other healthy selections like shredded wheat and milk, whole wheat pasta and tomato sauce, chopped-fruit cups, scrambled eggs, whole-grain buttered toast, and cinnamon applesauce.
by QuacksO April 22, 2025
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