colonel's touch

The phenomenon that occurs after eating greasy food such as KFC. Similar to the Midas touch anything touched afterwards also becomes greasy and makes all paper become transparent.

Hey look at this napkin, I've given it the colonel's touch

by Ryan the Wordsmith July 14, 2011

Colonel Sanders Fingers

Fat/Stubby fingers that are in the shape of chodes

Jeez.... How are you going to fit that glove on with those Colonel Sanders Fingers??

by ColdPizza69 December 23, 2017

colonel ruffs

that dumb furry bitch that has a lot of rule 34 of him from the game brawl stars

i killed colonel ruffs.

by Dishwasherr_ May 10, 2021

colonel sandurz

The nerdy-looking colonel that is always by the side of Lord Helmet.

1) Dark Helmet: Did you see anything?
Colonel Sandurz: No, sir! I didn't see you playing with you dolls again.
2) Ludicrous Speed? Sir, we've never gone that fast before. I don't know if this ship can take it.
3) Colonel Sandurz: That's much too early. Prepare to fast-forward!
Video Operator: Preparing to fast-forward!
Colonel Sandurz: Fast-forward!
Video Operator: Fast-forwarding, sir!

by Sierra Bravo August 14, 2005

Colonel Crunch

A sex move where the male, out of nowhere, yells "Colonel Crunch!" He then punches the woman in the face, and jizzes in her ear.

I yelled "Colonel Crunch, Bitch!" and she had an orgasm.

by ReesieCup September 8, 2009

telephone colonel

Army and Air Force Lieutenant Colonels (O-5) aka Light Colonels are customarilly addressed as "Colonel" on the phone or in the salutation in letters. This is sometimes is used to their advantage to obtain the preferential treatment afforded Full or "Bird" Colonels (O-6) which is a flag grade.

"Good Morning. New Sanno Hotel. How can I help you?"
"Yes, this is Colonel Smith--I'd like to reserve a V.I.P. suite for next weekend."
"Yes, sir, are you a full colonel?"
"Uh, um, no, I'm a lieutenant colonel."
"Sorry, sir, the V.I.P. suites are only available to flag grade officers not telephone colonels!"

by waflyboy September 29, 2013

colonelklink

Renegade Galactic Stormtrooper once thought to have had an affair with Superchicken. A ghey mythical character who dreams of Jedi Knights and who engulfs every hour practicing his Dungeons and Dragons technique

Colonel Klink first met Superchicken at the Unitarian church

by JediMaster April 2, 2005