by stupid fucks January 22, 2005
Get the college mug.I pay 5 times as much in college tuition as the in-state guys for the same fucking classes, even though I have lived in the state for two years now. And to think that all the money is going to some corporate executive's pay bonus pisses me off royally.
by out-of-state student November 6, 2003
Get the college mug.1. a place where knowledge is acquired all the while consuming incredible amounts of alcohol and cannabis.
2. a place young adults go to supposedly get a "good" job, but when they graduate, are disappointed to find that they can't find a job.
2. a place young adults go to supposedly get a "good" job, but when they graduate, are disappointed to find that they can't find a job.
by Alpha79 December 28, 2005
Get the college mug.a place to get drunk, have sex, and then start all over again. Oh by the way it's a place to get an edukacion...i mean edukation... shit education, there we go
by Zachary Brown October 14, 2004
Get the college mug.This place is the best place to go if you are to become something like a doctor, or scientist, etc. Basically if you need to learn and study the aspects of a serious field then you should go.
Otherwise? Don't go. It's the biggest waste of time since wasting time was invented. You learn all about nothing, do assignments on nothing, read and watch nothing, listen to the teacher talk about nothing, and you do this day after day after day.... Until the weekend where you do things you like to do and rest up to get through another week of pointless nothing! Forget anything you've ever heard about college. Yeah, that prhrase about college being "the best time of your life is a major scam!" There are a lot of professions where college is unnecessary. But hey, don't let me stop you if you want to go. - Just don't come crying to me once you find out your mistake because all I'll be able to do is say "I told you so!" Good luck!
Otherwise? Don't go. It's the biggest waste of time since wasting time was invented. You learn all about nothing, do assignments on nothing, read and watch nothing, listen to the teacher talk about nothing, and you do this day after day after day.... Until the weekend where you do things you like to do and rest up to get through another week of pointless nothing! Forget anything you've ever heard about college. Yeah, that prhrase about college being "the best time of your life is a major scam!" There are a lot of professions where college is unnecessary. But hey, don't let me stop you if you want to go. - Just don't come crying to me once you find out your mistake because all I'll be able to do is say "I told you so!" Good luck!
Girl #1: "I am totally hating college right now. I have transferred twice and I still don't see the point in all of this, I just want to work on a cruise ship!"
Girl #2: "Oh my God, me too!!! This totally sucks, but at least we have each other. Hey when the summer comes let's both get a job on a cruise ship and never go back to school."
Girl #1: "Sounds like a plan to me!"
Girl #2: "We are so out of here!"
Girl #2: "Oh my God, me too!!! This totally sucks, but at least we have each other. Hey when the summer comes let's both get a job on a cruise ship and never go back to school."
Girl #1: "Sounds like a plan to me!"
Girl #2: "We are so out of here!"
by Waterlily September 22, 2012
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by Anonymous August 16, 2003
Get the college mug.High Schooler 1: Oh, I'm going to hang out with my friend Bob today---oh wait, I can't. COLLEGE STOLE HIM. Along Sallie, Martin, Allie, Chris, Denis, Justin, Ellie, Stacy, Amanda, Jimmy, Marina, Genny, and pretty much EVERYONE COOL.
by itsfabiobtch September 25, 2009
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