Bitter Coleslaw

Something you say whenever you are in trouble.

Not a professional basketball player.

"Bitter Coleslaw, said Market Pliers, after committing 29 warcrimes with The Bronze Jade

by PoyTheEpic October 23, 2022

Bitter Coleslaw

An already existing term that sounds like "Better Call Saul"

"Bitter Coleslaw" sounding like "Better Call Saul" has to be an ultra rare coincidence.

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 21, 2022

noah’s coleslaw

when a girl starts eating her mans ass and finds a little bit of left over cream from when her mans was getting a little freaky with his best friend the night before and the cream was sorta marinating in there for roughly 6 hours and it got a little chunky and she continues to eat it.

comes in different flavors.

Naomi: hey bitch, did you eat some ass last night
Jessica: tried :/ ended up just getting some of noah’s coleslaw. kept eating though!

by devils whorehouse April 26, 2019

Colossal shit

When you shit and you plug the toilet, and shit water is splashed all over the place.

“After chipotle I took a colossal shit”

by Hailayeeeee September 14, 2019

Colossal Faggot

Someone who is beyond the limits of being gay

Yo you are such a colossal faggot

by Niggerkicker9000 October 30, 2020

Colostomizer

Another word for a sex offender. The difference between a colostomizer and a sex offender, is that sex offenders normally target young children. A colostomizer targets older women in the 50-60 year old range. A colostomizer, just like a sex offender could do, may prefer men over women, and may engage in gay sex with the victim(s). A Colostomizer is very hard to find, and almost impossible to catch. After all, you don't find a colostomizer, a colostomizer finds you. Tactics include "The Damsel in the Distress", "This isn't where I parked my car", and the infamous "The Viagra Manuever." A colostomizer usually is pale, prefers a cold environment, and is a raving homosexual.

Also known as a douche bag.

Colostomizer: Hey there young lady! Here, let me escort you across the street.
Grandma: What a gentleman!
Colostomizer: The city is gettin' dangerous, let me escort you back to your home.
Grandma: Well, I suppose there's no harm in that.
(Unknown event(s) occur)
*Gay sex follows with Grandpa*

by FEDER4TION August 29, 2006

Coleslaw

Alternative adjective for 'cool', originating from the first syllable of coleslaw's similarity in sound with the word 'cool'.

To be used to describe something in a positive manner.

"I had a brilliant time at that party on Friday."
"Yeah man, it was totally coleslaw!"

"I think that girl's a bit weird, she has an obsession with mayo-related side dishes."
"Nah, I think she's coleslaw."

by Carborundorum July 19, 2009