Tom Clancy's male organ that he has doubtlessly outfitted with infered crosshairs, and night vision goggles.
Conversation between two hookers:
"I had to give Tom Clancy's Penis a blow yesterday."
"How was it?"
"Fucking difficult! He's so obsessed with gun add-ons that I thought his cock would blow my head off!"
"I had to give Tom Clancy's Penis a blow yesterday."
"How was it?"
"Fucking difficult! He's so obsessed with gun add-ons that I thought his cock would blow my head off!"
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A kind caring guy with brains and brawn, the whole package. He’ll be there for you when you’re feeling down, and will always treat you like a queen
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They Live By These Few Simple Rules
1. If it’s offered, take it (sexual or otherwise)
2. Stick to the itinerary
3. Protect your buddy
4. Mix your drinks
5. In the wise words of Michael Jackson, “don’t stop till you get enough”
6. Freshen up your poonani
7. Skirts short, heels high
8. Share and share alike (no dibs)
9. If you’re gonna do it, do it: No semi porkings
10. Morals will only hold you back.
11. Free House = Free Pussy
12. NEVER oblige a get down
13. Always Get A Souvenir
14. in the words of DMX 'if you don't wanna party then yo ass gotta go'
15. And above all: No Glove, No Love
(see also 'Pootang Invasion')
They Live By These Few Simple Rules
1. If it’s offered, take it (sexual or otherwise)
2. Stick to the itinerary
3. Protect your buddy
4. Mix your drinks
5. In the wise words of Michael Jackson, “don’t stop till you get enough”
6. Freshen up your poonani
7. Skirts short, heels high
8. Share and share alike (no dibs)
9. If you’re gonna do it, do it: No semi porkings
10. Morals will only hold you back.
11. Free House = Free Pussy
12. NEVER oblige a get down
13. Always Get A Souvenir
14. in the words of DMX 'if you don't wanna party then yo ass gotta go'
15. And above all: No Glove, No Love
(see also 'Pootang Invasion')
'That Pootang Clan is just a big bunch of skets'
'No, they just have it the largest, I wanna roll with those hot chicas!'
'No, they just have it the largest, I wanna roll with those hot chicas!'
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