When a bunch of old guys gather at a McDonalds, IHOP, OCB, or mall food court to eat breakfast and bullshit for a long period of time. Only groups of 5 or more qualify, as this signifies that at least two transportation vehicles were used and a greater level of coordination was involved. I know you can technically fit five people in a car but would an old guy ever ride bitch? Since the elderly enjoy pattern and familiarity, these conventions can occur weekly or even daily in a single local.
You'll never get a seat at McDonald's on Thursday mornings, the whole place is an old guy convention.
by Matty Fizzle March 4, 2009
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When two or more brown-nosing employees join company bigwigs on a lavish vacation to try an weasel their way into a better position within the company. This is also a chance to talk bad about your fellow co-workers.
Bryan:
Hey Paul, are you headed to Costa Rica this year?
Paul:
Fuck that shit! You really think I'd go to the cocksucker convention.
Bryan:
You did last year.
Hey Paul, are you headed to Costa Rica this year?
Paul:
Fuck that shit! You really think I'd go to the cocksucker convention.
Bryan:
You did last year.
by Tatersalad2000 January 6, 2012
Get the Cocksucker Convention mug.used to describe a car show that is mainly for imports that have extensive ricer mods like lambo doors, neon lights, crazy paint jobs, etc..
dude 1: did you go to that ricer convention on saturday?
dude 2: i didnt have time to install iceman intake and neon lights so i didnt get to go
dude 2: i didnt have time to install iceman intake and neon lights so i didnt get to go
by bilb0 July 20, 2006
Get the ricer convention mug.When two Call of Duty players clog up the left side of the computer/TV screen talking on and on about irreverent bullshit instead of focusing on the game at hand.
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Get the i could eat a nun's arse through a convent gate mug.when you want to type conference and your hands are too small to reach the keys (someone else's brill def)
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