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Cockam's Razor

States that if he has a big floppy cock; that is why you're fucking him.
He's soOoOoOo she's nice and kind and smart and cool and blah.

So he has a fat cock?

What? How did you know?

Well, those are all relative terms and it's unlikely that he is relatively more of those things than anyone else. Which means all that's left is a big fat cock.

It's not the big fat cock though....

Cockam's Razor says that it is the big fat cock.

It's not! It's the things he's relatively less then others! Not the thing he's relatively more!

Well, Cockam would disagree.
by Hym Iam November 29, 2020
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cockwambler

YUNG GRUG IS A BLOODY FACKIN COCKWOMBLER!!!!!!!
Yung Grug is the worst cockwambler.
by swagdaddy774 May 12, 2021
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Cockamouse

A mixture between a Cockroach and a Mouse. Most used during situations where someone is being annoying or rude or just breathing air.
STFU COCKAMOUSE- SPOOPYKID
WOW YOU COCKAMOUSE- dum kid
by sussycenturybaka June 12, 2021
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Cockamafony

A phoney front to an establush rule created to quell any objection.
Your cockamafony tempts to process my payments.
by RMatrix September 14, 2021
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cockhater3001

the best username on earth, anyone with this user is hot -cockhater3001
cockhater3001 is the hotest person on planet earth, no the whole universe.
by shitt-666 October 10, 2021
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cockamamyism

some goofyism, to do something goofy
or fish divorce

-energizingcandy & juniberrywoah
“thats some cockamamyism”
“what”

me and my fish husband just got a divorce
“cockamamyism”
by juniberrywoah March 27, 2022
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Cockamaemae

The stuff used when filling in gaps or holes on walls need to wear gloves and face mask may explode on contact
I need to fill that hole with cockamaemae
by 3heads October 6, 2022
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