cocker spaniel

The act in which a pantsless male crawls around on all fours with his junk tucked between his legs and protruding out the other side in imitation of a non-neutered dog. Usually used for comedic purposes.

I really wish I hadn't ever seen you doing the cocker spaniel.

by uh da cheat October 28, 2004

cocker spaniel

a dog whos name is pronounced "cock-er-span-nyal"

not "COCK - ER SPAN - E - AL"

COCK - ER SPAN - E - AL = cocker spaneel

dammit sarah. grow a brain. moron

by collin miller October 8, 2003

Cold Cocker

The Act of Making your hand into a fist and punching either your partners anus or vagina.

Sara - Hey can you cold cock me?
Zack - I'm not gonna punch you the face!
sara - No Punch me in my twat ya know give me the old cold cocker.

by mr. mojo rising is dead October 19, 2008

MOFO Cocker

Basically it's just another insult, it's: MOFO + Cocker......see, simple.

Goddamn you, you MOFO Cocker

by Lenkiewicz October 17, 2004

cocker-ninny

1. an insulting remark, referring to the way a person is texting another person, and is NOT making any sense.
2. A girl in a belly dancer costume that look REALLLYYYY HOTTTTTTT

1. Brandon is acting like such a cocker-ninny today!
2. A girl in a belly dancer costume

by girllllllllllllll July 9, 2009

Lightning Cocker

The worst paintball marker in the world, also used by the gayest kid in the world, FagArson.

Damn, FagArson's gun is so fucking shitty.

by Jim February 24, 2005

cocker spaniel

penis, dick,

wow thats one hell of a cocker spaniel!

by Sarah December 9, 2002