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Cockatoo

A town where most of its female population aim to be pregnant by age 18, therefor making it easy for males to find a girl to sleep.
Dave: "I went to Cockatoo last night"
John: "You get laid?"
Dave: "Are you kidding its Cockatoo, like 7 times all different girls same party"
by John Cantaro September 19, 2008
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Cockatoo

A species of Avian that has a distinct amount of capabilities and mindsets. The bird itself is very bright and gleaming with happiness and joy.

Its favorite past time is to scream at quite literally fucking everything. It will verbally abuse anything it sees move, from a human opening the fridge, to a leaf falling off a fucking tree.

Even if you treat this creature with the utmost respect and adore it heavily, touch this nigga and you'll lose a finger, promise. This thing will chase you down your own house and make it a 6-course meal. But no no no, you think the thing eats? Every plate of food is just another thing to insult to this pathetic fucking mistake of an animal.

Its favorite choice of vocabulary is usually a single sounding screech that sounds somewhat like the word "Rat."

If it wants to consume an item of food to survive, it will alert you. You may ask "What is this miraculous work of nature's signal that it is hungry?" Well, it is simple, it will just climb up and down its cage for about 20 minutes to 3 years at a time, because what else is it gonna fucking do, it's a worthless fucking specimen. If it is not in a cage, you will simply become the food, and it will tear you to shreds with its stupid fucking talons.
I fucking hate that Cockatoo, fucking worthless organism
by A Merican' November 12, 2018
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Cockathon

Theres a cockathon going on in that barn over there!
by peterpan101 July 8, 2009
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cockatronasaurus

1. A massive fucking slut, whom takes on the large responsibility on sucking bare cock 24/7

2. usually named as a cockatoo or a "SLUT"
That cockatronasaurus is suckling on bare cock tonight, yogurt throat
by Cuntasaurus December 13, 2013
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Cuckatron

When you have a robotic wife and you being a cyborg are watching her fucking another robots/men while pleasurably pleasing yourself in the cuck throne
My vacuum is such a cuckatron i know he watched his older vacuum wife getting cucked in the cuck throne.
by cuckmasteroftheworld February 4, 2026
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cockaloon

1.Ima put my "cockaloon" down your throat..
2.hold on 1 second while i place my "cockaloon" in your hand...
by Wandy Aner September 9, 2003
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Clockstrone

A euphemism for "Jet Lag". Clockstrone is reserved for those who experience severe jet lag.
I took that red-eye back from Cali last night and man am I Clockstroned
by Teddy "Bones" Keating January 3, 2009
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