cluebait

Mostly used within support teams for UK ISPs to describe customer's who can't understand even the most basic instruction.

The opposite of Clueminatti

If clues were fish and you were a worm, you still couldn't catch one! You cluebait.

by Riocaz April 20, 2007

Cluefer

When you slap someone upside the head with the palm of your hand while simultaneously saying "Get a fucking clue you reTARD!"

Liz was being her normal clueless self so I cluefer'd her in the hopes that she would snap out of it.

by The Mongoloid October 16, 2010

Clue-Brick

When a person really needs to get a clue, but he is so dense and/or stubborn that the only way he would get it (i.e. comprehend) is if the clue was launched directly at his head via a brick.

"It doesn't matter how much you argue with that guy, he's such a Neanderthal it would take a clue-brick to even get through to him. DUH!!"

by Kal El's Clone September 30, 2012

clesson

Adorable , lovable person, so sensitive, and just down right perfect. A lot of clessons are also known to have dimples , and also, very hard working.

"I would love a Clesson." "Clesson is such a wonderful person."

by Lady loves a lot January 10, 2014

Claes

god of everything, father of all gods, gods of kings, badass as fuck, super sexy fucker

oh Claes fuck me

by wallaahi September 10, 2018

Clueless Maria

Clueless Maria is a very common thing. It happens quite frequently. It’s whenever Maria is being clueless. For an example: taking things literally, not understanding basic knowledge, and just being a Maria.

Holland: There’s a scene in this film where audiences will feel like they’ve been punched in the face.

Clueless Maria: Wow so like we are going to feel a punch ??!!?

by Kaela🥰 May 26, 2019

Clumsy Squirrel

The act of bouncing your testicles on someone's face. Similar to teabagging.

Mark and Rick took turns giving Sharon the ol' Clumsy Squirrel last night. They were dropping their nuts all over her face.

by HM2013 June 2, 2020