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Classified 

The act of not telling someone about something because its not their information to know
Jim: ...so you change the E to an O
Tom (the nosy kunt): what are you talking about
Jim: Nothing
Tom: I heard you say something
Jim: well its classified
Tom: Ok, anyway did you fuck my girlfriend?
Jim: No, but I smashed this hot chick elloe
Classified by Lorf1243 July 6, 2018

cursified 

obviously the original word would be crucify or crucified, but this twist is defined as follows:
when someone swears at you a LOT you feel or have been cursified! yah

present tense: cursify
don't cursify me!
or
stop cursifying me!
i feel cursified by your reams of profanity.
cursified by monkeyleap April 21, 2014

G14 classified 

A made up word used in a movie called 'Rush Hour' to make fun of a character played by Chris Tucker. G14 classified doesn't mean anything in real life but was made up on the spot in the 'Rush Hour' movie.
FBI Agent Adams: "Well, Carter, your particular assignment
is considered G14 classified."

FBI Agent 2:"G14 classified. That's good."

Detective Carter (played by Chris Tucker):"Y'all think this is real funny. Give Carter the big G14 classified case. I cannot believe this shit! First, I get a bullshit assignment,
now, Mr. Rice-a-Roni..."
G14 classified by Crisis_60 October 7, 2006

Classified 

*This information is classified*
Sorry to say but this information is also classified
Classified by Böì November 23, 2020

G14 classified 

An item that is extremely secret and will be killed immediatly if leaked to someone.
I'm sorry I can't tell you, its G14 Classified
G14 classified by john campbell November 22, 2004

Classified facebook watcher 

some who likes/comments on every status you put up basically watching your EVERY move. Especially if its about question and like 4 like stuff
Nathan: OMG she keeps on liking all my status's

Andrew: dude you have your own Classified facebook watcher, Nathan just make a new facebok account!

Nathan: nah ill just tell her to piss off