Couch-Balls

When a man sits down for so long that each of his testicles gets stuck to each of his legs at the same time.

Example 1
Jason: "Why is AJ screaming in pain?"
Rocky: "Because he got couch-balls by sitting through an 8 hour Golden Girls Marathon"

Example 2
**School speech is going on"
AJ: "Dude lets bail before this long speech gives us a severe case of couch-balls"
Rocky: "Too late for that, if I get up now my skin is gonna rip off"

by rocketman4000 July 20, 2011

fainting couch feminism

adj. : Beliefs and practices that coincide with the "Third-Wave" feminist idea that people's feelings and emotions must be treated as delicate and fragile. Common on university campuses in the forms of "trigger warnings" and "safe spaces."

A: I thought the ghost of Martin Luther King Jr. was giving the commencement speech for the university.
B: He was, but since he discusses real equality, a couple white feminists felt he didn't acknowledge the "lived experiences" of black people. They felt this was triggering so they used a hashtag campaign to get him banned.
A: But i though universities were where people went to have the hard conversations, work through them and better society as a result.
B: They use to be, but since fainting couch feminism took over, they're just places young adults go to be coddled like children for $40k a year.
trigger warning safe space feminism third wave feminism SJW white knight intersectional feminism

by cb4mpnw January 20, 2016

couch surf

To live/stay at someone else's home, not paying rent, buying food, or contributing to much of anything of value for the household.

Can I couch surf at your parent's house, until I get off dope and get a job?

by Uncle Beasley August 30, 2006

couch to couch

The amount of time it takes to leave one's own couch, travel to a new destination, and sit on the couch at said destination.

The amount of time is longer because you not only include driving/walking time, but the time it takes to prepare to leave, and the time it takes to settle in after arrival.

He said he'll be over in ten, but it'll really take him fifteen minutes couch to couch.

by Crackima Kate December 5, 2010

couchpotate

verb: to sit on the couch and do nothing for a long period of time
to veg
to act as a Couch Potato or Sofa Spud

Hey, wanna do a die hard marathon? I checked and all 4 are on Netflix, so we can couchpotate some saturday and then hit the theater.

by BU4URAQT February 21, 2013

Couch the gary

What you say when gary needs to be couched.

Person 1: Where do you want to eat?
Person 2: Couch the gary more like

by Cloffen July 26, 2018

Couch Sending

When you sign up for a fitness event. Half marathon or longer. Typically involves some level of training. But, you don’t train. Sits on the couch instead. Then comes race day. Oppppps.

Bro! I’ve been training the last year for this sick trail marathon! Got through the whole Lord of the Rings, Netflix true crime documentaries and Star Wars series while I was training by reading about running from the couch. Couch sending!I got this!

by Senior BroBrah May 7, 2022