Cluster Buster

A person who treats the medical condition of cluster headaches by using hallucinogenic substances, especially shrooms.

I used to suffer a lot with cluster headaches, but since I became a Cluster Buster I haven't had a single headache.

by JJA December 22, 2004

Santa Claus

A red communist fat ass who doesn't know how to shave and owes me a pogo stick.

Santa Claus: Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas!

Me: There is nothing good about who you are or what you do.

by FuckYouSanta August 27, 2013

cluster waiting to fuck

A large or obviously sham filled situation that is doomed to failure, but much like the lemmings you can do nothing to stop it. Just hope when you encounter it in the wild that you are a voyeur and not a participant.

Johnny could obviously tell that the lemmings' summer retreat seminar and the Acapulco cliff diving competition was a cluster waiting to fuck and luckily he brought lube and a tripod.

by Stimmy & The Riffler October 8, 2008

stoner clause

every year on 4/19 Stoner Clause travels to young stoner's homes and fills they're empty altoids tins with weed, ready for when they wake up on 4/20

"Mommy, how come Stoner Clause always gives me less weed then he gives Johnny?"

by Muffn Queen September 11, 2004

clauser

meaning one hot man....or a boy with a huge wang that girls hang on constantly

That Clauser guy is sooo cute!

by Jut December 5, 2004

Ganja Claus

The mythical figure said to visit stoners that have been good in the last Weed Year, leaving them presents on 4/20 eve to reward them for their good behavior.

Ganja Claus is most often pictured as a jolly old rasta with long dredlocks, dressed head to toe in green. Rumours state that he flies through the sky on a lawn chair pulled by 8 giant sloths

dude: "you gonna roll another one?"
other dude: "nah we've only got a ten bag left any dan will need a spliff after work..."
dude: "wow man, that's nice of you. I hope Ganja Claus is watching..."

by Olly J April 22, 2007

claustrophilic

To enjoy the comfort of small spaces.
The opposite of claustrophobic.

I would like to have the smaller room, as I am claustrophilic and would feel cozier.

by mookow007 January 3, 2010