the clamping plate

Originally a poem by a nine year old girl named Julia. Now meaning something that is completely random.
Ok Corinne that was totally random... Next you will start going on about the clamping plate...

the clamping plate

The clamping plate is funny.
It will take a very hot bath.
It meets his friend Crapouillot.
It has fun daN water.
They are funny.
It meets Crapouillette.
It is super owl.

by Nathan "The Man" Mundine January 20, 2005

coaming

a sexually deprived ogre mage that pleasures itself

Joe: yo steve look at the coaming over there.
steve: yeah thats nasty, hes giving himself a facial.

ogre mage#1: im coaming deeply please get out of the room guys, i need to releaase it on the doornoob.

ogre mage #2: mmmmmmm babe that turns me on
ogre mage#1: oohh i wont be coaming for long.(licks lips slowly and tastes the facial hes given himself earlier.)

by IAMNOTCAMILLE July 26, 2011

Claying

A colloquialism for shiting. Mostly used in Australia among depraved rugby players who have an overly comfortable relationship with their own faeces.

Hey mate, were you just claying in the toilet?

by Daniel82 October 28, 2018

Clemingston

1. A person who is a terrible host.

2. A person who eats or drinks without offering anything to their guest(s).

He was such a clemingston. He ate five bars of chocolate and never offered me any.

by Alex-Li Tandem February 26, 2009

Claiming Troll

Claiming that you were trolling, after losing an argument on teh interwebz.

Republican: "Gay people have no right to get married. It's against my religion!"
Intelligent/sane person: "Have you heard of 'separation of church and state'?"
Republican: "Dude, I was just trollin', bruh! Can't handle a joke, fgt?"
Intelligent/sane person: "Quit claiming troll, when you realize nobody agrees with you!"

by Chan-Nasty June 14, 2015

clamping the cooch

a man putting the labia majora together to pleasure female.

The student-athlete was clamping the cooch on his housewife.

by Coop Dupe June 14, 2018

calming dawn

The soothing feeling one gets from seeing the sky during dawn.

Person A: Can you explain why you woke me up at six in the morning?
Person B: I wanted to show you the sky at this time of day.
Person A: Wow... It’s beautiful.
Person B: And that’s the effect of calming dawn.

by ChameleonDragon May 7, 2019