coaming

a sexually deprived ogre mage that pleasures itself

Joe: yo steve look at the coaming over there.
steve: yeah thats nasty, hes giving himself a facial.

ogre mage#1: im coaming deeply please get out of the room guys, i need to releaase it on the doornoob.

ogre mage #2: mmmmmmm babe that turns me on
ogre mage#1: oohh i wont be coaming for long.(licks lips slowly and tastes the facial hes given himself earlier.)

coaming by IAMNOTCAMILLE July 26, 2011

They’re coming to get you, Donnie… 

They’re coming to get you Donnie…— a battle cry for Trump opponents based on the famous line from the movie Night of the Living Dead: “They’re coming to get you, Barbara”.

And, “they” were.

In the movie the dead were being mysteriously reanimated and pursuing the living to eat them alive. In Trump’s case, antics and events thought long dead are being reanimated and returning to bite Trump’s spray tanned orange ass; and to eat him alive.

April 4th 2023 is the historic day when the zombie cases returned from the dead to visit an undead plague upon DONALD J. TRUMP’S political campaign and life.

But, we have to beware of the sequel: Dawn of the Trump based on the movie Dawn of the Dead, a movie that had the tag line: “When there is no more room in hell; the dead will walk the earth”.

The Trump version of that tag line is: “If there is no more room in hell, The Orange Man could walk into the White House…again.”

May he’ll have several vacancies!

All of the dirt you did is catching up with you Dolt ‘45, there are a lot of pending cases in your future: They’re coming to get you, Donnie…

They’re coming to get you, Donnie… by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 4, 2023

They’re coming to get you, Donnie. 

They’re coming to get you, Donnie…— the new slogan addressing the day 45 got 34 — meaning the 45th President was arrested for 34 felony charges. The slogan is a play on the famous line from the movie Night of the Living Dead: They’re coming to get you, Barbara and the first moment a zombie was seen to attack the living. The theme of the movie being that people thought “dead” were returning to eat the living.

By analogy “zombie cases” are being resurrected to eat Donald J. Trump A.K.A. The Orange Man, Dolt 45, and Donnie. Crimes thought evaded are being resurrected to bring the twice impeached failed president to heel and to eat him alive.
On April 4th 2023 history was made when an American President faced criminal charges for the first time

They’re coming to get you, Donnie.

But, beware a possible sequel Dawn of the Donnie based on the title of the sequel to Night of the Living Dead called “Dawn of the Dead that had the tag line: “When there is no more room in Hell the dead will walk the earth”.

By analogy: When there is no more room in Hell, Trump could walk into the White House…again.

My Hell have many vacancies!!!!!

On April 4th 2023, for the first time in history, an American President was arrested and charged with 34 felony counts. They’re coming to get you, Donnie.

They’re coming to get you, Donnie. by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 6, 2023

Coming of age 

The transition of a person from childhood to adulthood. The maturation of a person. When one becomes an adult.

Little Karen is no longer little, she is coming of age.

Coming of age by cpetkunas July 6, 2020

oh lawd he coming

the thiccest lad known to mankind

Friend A: "The big chungus is one of the thiccest beings in the universe."

Friend B: "No. My cat is the thiccest being."

*cat walks in*

Friend A: "oh lawd he coming"

oh lawd he coming by liskkoz March 30, 2019

coming out of the cupboard 

"coming out of the cupboard" is a term to decribe the act performed by claustrophile glory-hole fetishists.

The participant enters a cupboard and sticks his manhood through the glory hole for a happy ending.

Al: "I think a seagull just shat on me in the kitchen"
Jon: "No, that's just Roy, coming out of the cupboard. Do you see the glory hole drilled in it?"

coming out of the cupboard by Fishyrich September 10, 2012

coming in clutch 

a) In reference to when someone or something comes in during a time of immediate or dire need; in the nic of time.

b) In reference to someone working under pressure.

Man I didn't have any money for lunch, but then Jacob came in clutch.

In our championship game we were down by a point with 0:08 on the clock, but then the kicker came in clutch with a 47 yard field goal!

He/she's coming in clutch.

coming in clutch by Blue Raider June 7, 2016