Chrismantha

A relationship that has no moves whatsoever.

Ugh Ethan and Chriselda are literally chrismantha right now.

by K33yal January 30, 2020

Christanic

Christanic: The Extra Testament; In the beginning was Earth, God and Word. The World was formless in the Universe. We called the World Moon. Subhumans walked the planes and fought endlessly. Infinity ruled by chaos. The Magistrate staved off Famine. Death was under God. The River of Styx carried dozens into Codex the Messiah Kingdom. The Kingdom of Lightning was ruled by 911 Gods, 420 Devils and 607 Angels. Outnumbered; they fought and killed each other. They fought endlessly; But Peace was nigh' for the Lord Jesus Christ entered and smote them all with a rod. Even Jeffrey was smote with a rod with His rod, but that was then this is now. End of Story, Amen. For we where with Him in the Beginning. Jealousy was Prides' Godfriend. Travis and Joseph were exiled to walk the American wasteland forever with Mike Pence and Donald Trump. Garin was mentally loved by all the people, even Kevin who was another one of God's Highest and Most Acclaimed Sons. Infernal damnation was guarded by Dylan. "Even in Hell I have fury, Amen."
Rage bears witness to Lust, Greed and Famine. Feel our Wrath claimed the highest Most Honorable Lord God Almighty. Jesus wouldn't have the Magistrate, instead it was named Christanic.

She read the Extra Testament of Jesus Christ and it was so Christanic!

by 7G0X October 30, 2020

chrisbangism

chrisbangism is a really funny bangchan stan

did you see chrisbangism's latest post? she's insane.

by jaywhypeepee July 9, 2021

Chrishean

A gentleman with a natural, caring and compassionate manner. Driven to succeed, he will do anything to achieve his dreams. Very spontaneous person, much like his unusual name. He would go to the ends of the earth for people he loves. And also sexy lightskin male who is very intelligent and will please you.

Chrishean is like a Romeo in the 21st century.

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Chrissann

Nothing can describe a Chrissann

Because they are unpredictable

Chrissann was too stunt to speak

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Chrisanne

Chrisanne is the most wonderful person you'll ever meet. She's usually chill but when she gets mad, get ready for a storm of things rainin' at ya. Chrisanne is Sassy, Cute, Sarcastic, Pretty, Beautiful, and an absolute Idjit :). She's a good friend but if you hurt her trust, You ain't gettin' it back.

When you see a girl being herself, Shes a Chrisanne

by LordPotato3004 November 24, 2021

Chrishaun

Chrishaun’s are the most deadliest people to come by if u cross them you will get stepped on slatttt🎸

Chrishaun just wiped da opps nose slatt

by Unknownprrson6 January 5, 2022