choking the bishop

to masterbate, to jack off, to wank, to use your hand to feel sexual pleasure by yourself, nuff said

i was choking the bishop all day yesterday

by M "Smoke'M" Crackaz August 26, 2006

choking game

A serious issue that costs people their lives. It occurs when someone chokes them self, and passes out. They stop breathing and get high

DON'T DO IT!

My daughter did that awful choking game

by miranda75 June 14, 2016

choking on the sweet air of freedom

smoking weed or being stoned

"damn hippies choking on the sweet air of freedom"

by topher2 October 23, 2007

Choking chipmunk

A frozen chipmunk, performed unskillfully or with crushed ice. May be extremely unpleasant, embarrassing and possibly deadly.

Being March 14th, ,my girl was into the idea of the frozen chipmunk. Thinking she might be getting tired I looked down to discover that she was now performing the choking chipmunk. So much for that idea. A quick heimlich and a thousand sorrys later and she still wont hear about trying it again.
Maybe next year...

by Han Bingo March 14, 2008

Chodingtons' Disease

Chodingtons' is a degenerative disease that can attack at any age. Those suffering from the illness appear to regress mentally, losing any and all trades/skills that they may have acquired during their life. In extreme cases language is also affected, as both the victim's vocabulary and ability to enunciate diminish rapidly.

The end result is a useless chunk of flesh and skin completely devoid of positive characteristics and rational thoughts. The person has become a useless chode.

Dave: "Is it just me, or is Wendell's code completely useless?"

Rob: "Wendell's everything is completely useless... Kid's got Chodingtons' Disease"

by 99Anonymous99 November 6, 2008

Cottage coring

The sexual act of inserting cottage cheese into ones anus, therefore they have a “cottage core”

I tried cottage coring, not sure if I liked it too much though.

by TXL May 18, 2022

choking victim

Larry hit the nail on the head

Fuck you emo kids go cry over your girlfriends im going to listen to some choking victim.

by Bob Anonymous July 11, 2003