choofer

A pothead, stoner; someone who smokes marijuana socially.

These people can often be characterised by attempts to look like cool regular users while wearing their suits with the top button undone and tie loosened, thus dispelling that image and making others think that they should either stick to light beers or just go straight for the cocaine.

Thanks to former Australian Labor Party leader Mark Latham and his ranting and raving against politics and politicians, where he claimed that marijuana is the drug of choice in parliament.

It wouldn't surprise me if all politicians are just a bunch of choofers.

by _Julius_ October 31, 2005

Choder

A penis that is Wider than it is tall.

Dude, look at that choder! its wider than it is tall!

by BENJ AMRSHALL March 8, 2004

choker

A person who pratices autoerotic asphyxiation or paraphilia, a practice where someone temporarily cuts off their own air supply by means of a ligature or some other sort of self-asphyxiation device during sex or masturbation.

by JonathanChance October 1, 2003

chofter

Chofter (n.) one who chofts; the act of doing vaguely creepy, socially-incompetant and sexually-inappropriate things in public places. The chofter is characterized by vastly failing personal hygene, a wardrobe memorializing decades past, attempts at overly-permissive conversations with women much younger than him, usually sales clerks, waitresses, library attendants and others who, by professional standards must address even the most contemptible individuals tactfully. He is prone to masturbate in public, in internet cafes, or public urinals while fantasizing over non-mainstream fetish photos, like female bodybuilding or ball-stretching. Related words: choftish (adj), choftery (n.), chofterly (adv.)

"Hey that chofter in the corner is beating off to pubic hair-dying pictures again. Will you please call him a police escort."

by Portmanteau June 10, 2008

chubby chafer

a callus or rough spot built up on the skin of the palm do to frequent pleasuring of oneself, thus causing irritation (in the form of chafing) to the penis.

a masterbation catch-22.

Numerous jerk-off sessions caused a chubby chafer to form on my palm two days into my internet porn subscription. The friction it caused really irritated my penis.

by Fist Of Fury April 3, 2008

Donkey choker

The term used to describe a penis so large it could choke a donkey.

If you want to feel good about yourself, don't stand next to Jarrod when you pee; that man's got a donkey choker.

by Disto January 8, 2011

Chefery

–adjective
of, pertaining to, or used in cooking or the kitchen.

Synonyms: culinary

T Mac's chefery is like that of Emeril. His chefery on the grill is superb!

by Ray Ray 3 2 6 August 27, 2010