Captain Blocker

A man who blocks people.

if you are blocked by @AuthenticCap on twitter, you fucked up

he used to be called Captain Blocker before AuthenticCap

who is Captain Blocker and why has he blocked me?

by breadhasnotaste May 23, 2018

Captain

a word used by 9-gaggers to ask something they don't understand clearly
this so called "Captain" also has to fly away in the end of his/her post

op: *posts a gif from a movie*
9-gagger: from which movie is that gif?
another 9-gagger: Captain here! the gif is from the movie "Interstellar" *Flies away*

by a person you don't care about December 19, 2014

Captain Save a Ho

A man who is insecure with his ability to get women that he seeks out women who are "damaged goods" for whatever reason (usually because of men treating them bad). This man treats them well and tries to be their Prince Charming in the hopes that the woman will fall for him in spite of his attractiveness or other downfalls. He thinks this is the only way he can find love.

My friend Chris thinks he is ugly and that regular women won't be into him. So he looks for women who were abused, deserted, or cheated on. Then he treats them really well thinking that they'll fall for him. Chris is such a Captain Save a Ho.

by TheTruth6998 November 22, 2010

Captain Scarlet

Classic mid 1960's Supermarination television series. The story follows Captain Scarlet and international agency 'Spectrum' in their fight against the Martians-The Mysterons. The Mysterons whose home planet is Mars were originally attacked by a Spectrum squad who were doing routine patrols whilst on Mars. The unprovoked attack by Spectrum launched an all out war in wich The Mysterons swore they would revenge.
Captain Scarlet is not so much 'invincible' as he actually regenerates. He can die, yet comes back to life shortly afterwards.

Captain Scarlet:OMG!!!?!1 WTF!!1 TEHERS MYSTRONS LOL WIT WE GOIN DO?!?/
Captain Blue:Well, I'm not sure Captain, it's your show. Aren't you invisible or something?
Captain Scarlet:OH YEAH! LAMO ROLF LOL LOL !!!11111!!!

by steve aled January 18, 2007

Captain Morganing

(Better when drunk) Striking the official "Captain Morgan" rum pose as depicted on bottles of Captain Morgan's rum. One of the honourary pirate's legs must be propped up to rest on an object (a keg or barrel, if you have one) while the other is on the ground.

"I heard Kelso was Captain Morganing the keg last night."
"Yeah, but he was so drunk he fell right over."
"Yarr."

by merulian August 19, 2008

captain kerk

To lean in and "whisper" a comment about someone else loud enough so that the unintended person can hear it. Most commonly occurs after consuming large amounts of Captain Morgan.

I'm totally going to do Danielle tonight. Oh hi, Danielle!

Crap, I totally just pulled a captain kerk...

by el capitano! October 10, 2010

Captain Shreve

a Louisiana public high school, featuring daily doses of fights, pot, sex, etc. The teachers here range from "I like her ok" to "I fucking hate her". The students range from "total BFF forever" to "fucking choke.". The actual school itself is marked with classy graffiti such as "I beleave in you" and posters for plays that students mainly attend for the bonus points teachers pass out. The sport teams are decent enough, same as the cheerleaders. It also features two main groups of students. The kind who pull out a box of pizza during a history lecture, or the kind who honestly is really smart and excels but should probably transfer to Magnet. This school does feature a large campus, however, in which you have to fucking sprint to make it to your class on time. But, in the end, its probably the most laid back school you'll ever see.

"Dude what high school are you going to?"
"Captain Shreve"

"...good fucking luck"

by shrugslummer February 2, 2018