cumpop

When an erect penis which is standing perpendicular to the ground, spurts cum up into the air, then has the falling cum decorate it's head like icing.

I blew Jimmy and then watched him make a cumpop. Then I licked his head clean

by Steven Leckie August 20, 2003

cumpatible

Sexually well-suited.

The size, shape, length, width, and girth of my fully erect penis, coupled with the undulating, tight-gripping spaciousness of her well-lubricated vagina make us totally cumpatible.

by buttfinger November 30, 2013

Cumping

The process of grabbing a man's cum mid-air. Can only be done after a cumshot.

"What the fuck dude quit cumping me and let me jizz in your mouth!"

by Flimpy Montgomery September 12, 2018

Humpty Cumpty

When your upset with your girlfriend and you want to unwind you roll yourself up backwards with your feet behind your ears and shoot a load onto your face.

You can also say hurtful things to yourself like “if you won’t take it then I will!”

Person 1: dude my girlfriend is going to leave me

Person 2: fuck man, you wanna talk about it?

Person 1: She keeps catching me shooting fat loads onto my face, calling me humpty cumpty and then storming off.

Person 2: .....

by Rainbowassfucker April 9, 2022

Cumpiss

The word Cumpiss is a combination of the words, "cum" and "piss". As the name suggests, it refers to the process of urinating after ejaculation. Peeing after ejaculating often causes your urine to become more viscous - almost of sticky and thick consistency and may be a bit harder to control at times.

It wasn't just an ordinary piss, it was a cumpiss
"Hey bro where, were you"
"oh sorry bro just taking a cumpiss

by ramadama_dingdong September 1, 2017

cumpkin

you make a jack o lantern get at least five men to cum in said jack o lantern and then get a woman to put it on her head

we totally got jaime to let us make a cumpkin, she kept it on forever

by ben decarlo September 28, 2006

cumpig

A homosexual who craves the feeding of semen into the orifice of the mouth or the rectum.

Mateo, drops to his knees when the two men entered the room, the first cock slid down his throat to deposit a thick load, the other slid up his loose manpussy and rocked him to orgasm as his pussy was filled with thick frothy load.

by Mateo Ybanez September 4, 2003