Crablord

The lord of the crabs future enslavers of the human race.

'o shit i didnt think that definition was true BUT THERES THE CRABLORD'

by Maggut March 5, 2009

Craypot

The slow-burn wooing, with the ultimate aim of scoring, a person of the fairer sex.

Metaphor used because this wooing approach, like capturing crayfish, is a long-term game. Also one may deploy multiple craypots.

The craypot fishing approach is popular amongst gents because it is relatively low effort and high return. Like the real crayfishing it only involves the periodic checking of / tending to pot and top-up with the odd bit of "mullet"

“I dropped a cheeky craypot with that bird I met on the plane the other week”

“It’s time you put a bit of mullet in that crapot and emailed her again”

“Don’t you go sniffing around my craypots in your dodgy tinnie or I'll have MAF onto you”

by Max Kaprun January 7, 2013

Pink Crayon

A dog's penis.

Eww, check it out, my dog's pink crayon is out!

by SoGGyCupCaKeS November 9, 2009

not the brightest crayon in the box

another term for not the sharpest tool in the shed implying that you are a total dumbass

well i guess we are not the brightest crayon in the box

by Holly Matronic May 27, 2007

white crayon

A seemingly useless crayon on white paper. But when paired with darker colored construction paper a whole new world is invented.

Briana put the white crayon to use by drawing on black construction paper.

by Ninja49 January 4, 2010

crayford

As Luke Skywalker sed:
"If there is a bright centre of the universe, then this is the place that is farthest from it."

Crayford, the absolute middle of nowhere (between bexlyheath and dartford- eep)

by Jandy-ass December 30, 2003

Crayton

Crayton is a very hot, attractive, sexy beast and a lot of girls love him and adore him.

" OMG Crayton is so hot!"

by Lickalottapussayyy July 29, 2016