Collusion

An act performed by fantasy football participants wherein two teams conspire to help one team win by pulling shenanigans such as lopsided trades or dropping a great player when the other party has waiver wire priority. It is truly the lowest form of human behavior.

Team 1: Hey, I'll trade you my backup QB for your best wide receiver and when I win the championship, we'll split the money!

Team 2: Okay, collusion sounds good since I'm 3-7 anyway.

by Misty Yazzerstein November 21, 2013

Lucky Boys Confusion

Only, like, one of the coolest bands ever.
> ordinary
> envy

45 steps to the liquor store
just another breakdown that i can't afford but
can't worry about tomorrow's pain tonight (alright)

by i dont know. November 14, 2004

concursion

An agreement upon agreeing, upon which you agree.

-"This evening has been phantasmagorical."
-"Thank you for hanging out with me. It really has been."
-"Concursion!"

by bcooke24 December 26, 2007

Confusion

To drive others crazy trying to make them figure out shit!

Mr Confusion is a confusing man

by Antonio November 14, 2003

Cross of Confusion

An early Roman symbol made to question the validity of the Christian Religion. The symbol consists of a broken cross with a dot in the middle and a sickle at the bottom.

occult agnostic cross of confusion

by MotherOfTyme July 24, 2009

Confusion

What happens when something (a cat, dog, or otherwise) steps/walks across the keyboard causing a jumble of letters usually without understandable words. Usually after this comes a reason for why it happened.

Typer One: "Hey so whats up?"
Typer Two: "Not much, you?"
Typer One: "Oh im doing findewfvguik,;p"
Typer Two: "What?"
Typer One: "Sorry my cat walked across the keyboard."
Typer Two: "Oh, okay...I was really confused..."
Typer One: "There shoudnt be any confusion, you know my cat does that..."

by Yazamin December 31, 2009

cyberbullying confusion

when people who participate in a form of bullying online (usually on social networking sites) towards people they don't like suddenly stop and friend request the ones they tormented, resulting in confusing the hell out of the tormentee....

Girl: You know that girl that was insulting and threatening me for weeks?

(other girl nods)

Girl: Well, I checked my Facebook and the same girl sent a friend request to me....odd.....

Other girl: Looks like you're suffering from cyberbullying confusion there...

by Medusa Sphinx June 28, 2010