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Classic Rock

Classic Rock is undoubtedly one of the greatest genres of music this planet has ever seen. Classic Rock includes:
Cream, AC/DC, Led Zeppelin, The Beatles, Jimi Hendrix, KISS, New York Dolls, Aerosmith, Queen, Sammy Hagar, Montrose and Ted Nugent. It does not- I repeat- does NOT include Mötley Crüe, Guns N' Roses or Metallica as some of these ass holes seem to think.
Stupid fuck: Dude, stop listening to that shit and listen to some Classic Rock like Metallica!
(I, then, beat SF's face in with a Queen record)
Me: No, dipshit, THAT'S classic rock.
by REDWHITEnCrue25 August 19, 2005
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Classic Colin

When someone does something, says something stupid or does something retarded.

They are performing an act known as Classic Colin.
Remember the time you ran outta tobacco so you smoked your own pubic hair?

CLASSIC COLIN
by Sverte October 24, 2010
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classic mean girl

Noun- one who let's an obsession over a high school boyfriend dictate the way they treat those around him. This creature is notoriously deceptive and conspires with a fellow mean girl to torture her ex's new love.
Amanda banana is a classic mean girl bc she can't get over her ex, a man she does not even want for her own.
by Overit March 6, 2014
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Classic & 86

The mistaken name people often give to the group that did the song "Ridin" for the ending credits of "Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle". The song is actually made by Miss Eighty 6, AKA Sarai Marie Howard, and Classic, AKA Alphonso Williams. This is not their first collaboration, they are also known for making the song "Now You Know" in the Fantastic Four Movie Soundtrack.

I have no clue why this misconception has never been corrected, and even less knowledge of why this song isn't more popular.
guy 1- "Yo man who performed that dope song at the end credits of Harold and Kumar?"

guy 2- "Classic & 86"

guy 1-"WRONG, BITCH!"
by Zastrous August 29, 2009
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classic megs

when your name is megan/meghan and you do something stupid and you simply don't give a shit.
"hey, did you do your social essay?"

"hahahaha no, not yet. and i probably wont... ever... i don't care about social anyway..."

"CLASSIC MEGS. OH MY GOD"
by CHLO6978 January 6, 2010
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classic joystick

A man is sitting on a toilet taking a shit. A second man comes in and sits on his erect penis, inserting it into his anus. The man on bottom begins waggling the top's penis like a joystick while he urinates everywhere.
Sorry dave and I were late, we enjoyed a classic joystick this morning.
by penguin_jones November 6, 2013
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classic whovian

Fans of the original run of Doctor Who, beginning from the 1st Doctor to the 8th doctor or sometimes the alternative Shalka Doctor. A large portion of these fans have various jokes and references that people outside the fandom would not understand such as Adric, Ceruleans, looms, nimons and mindprobes. Although they usually keep to themselves, if one was to insult or offend their show, they usually politely insult or defend their views.
*Zoe is wearing a Sixth Doctor Costume*
Sally: What is Zoe wearing?
Amy: Apparently she is a classic whovian, I don't understand, it's old and stupid
Zoe: I swear I will use the mind probe on you if you insult classic who again
by classic whovian May 15, 2014
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