Clinton, Tennessee

Where a split penis is all the rage.

I haven't seen a split penis like that since I was in Clinton, Tennessee.

by MattMac2218 January 1, 2012

Clinton Middle School

Worst place on Earth. Located in Clinton, Massachusetts, this wretched school has dinosaurs for teachers, kids in the 7th grade getting detained, and overpowered substitute teachers.

1. Anthony- Hey I used to go to Clinton Middle School. Worst place ever. 2. Class A1- Lucky!

by Orggee12 April 8, 2017

Clinton-style Suicide

When someone is murdered and their death is forged to look like it was suicide.
Common practice in the Clinton family.

Jeffrey Epstein committed a Clinton-style suicide

by oohhboy October 29, 2020

Clinton handshake

A friendly method by which teenage girls express their interest in socializing with male counterparts; involves placing the male penis inside the female's pie hole, and then bobbing up and down with a sucking motion. This "handshake" is decidedly not sex, nor sexual in content or motivation, as defined and testified to by former U.S. President Bill Clinton. Also, the means by which married, middle-aged men show their appreciation to junior, entry-level, female subordinates for outstanding "service".

"You may now perform another Clinton handshake under my desk, while I make a phone call, if you promise not to tell the First Lady."

by Greg54 November 15, 2005

Clinton High School

a chill school filled with rednecks, crazy ass bitches, some cool teachers and then some really fucking weird ones, and a lot of kids who vape in the bathrooms and don’t let me forget the crazy ass rivalry between the other school down the road AND the really fucking crazy student section

1. look at that student section that has to be clinton high school

by yee yee by god August 28, 2019

Clinton, New York

A little village in between Westmoreland and New Hartford. Home of Hamilton College. Hockeytown of New York. Town with a lot of underaged teenagers who drinks and smokes and doesn't give a shit.

Man: Hey you hear about a group of teenagers getting busted for drinking?
Woman: Really? Where was the bust?
Man: In Clinton, New York.
Woman: Hmm, thought so.

by Teenagedkidthatdon'tgiveashit April 10, 2009

clinton nj

Clinton, NJ is a town where nothing happens. A shit ton of old rich pricks destroy anything fun here, and the taxes are so high it's like your .12 acre backyard is covered in blood diamonds. Clinton is also infamous for its cops, and their urge to pull anyone under the age of 25 over for absolutely nothing. It's no wonder though, cause the kids here are all pompous spoiled assholes or druggies. Few good people remain in the town of Clinton, and they're either there because our school system fucking rocks, or because it's the last place kids can play in the street without worry of them turning into gangbangers.

Random NHHS Student: What you do this weekend bro?

Punk Kid: Oh nothing, a Clinton cop gave me a bald tire ticket

Other Kid: Oh sheeeeet when did you get your tires bro?!?!

Punk kid: four days ago.

I pass by Clin'on on 78, but I've never been there, and I hurd not a thing happens there.

Me:What is there to do in Clinton Nj?
You: We could always go to citispot!!
Me: Kurt Cobain was right *shotgun shell to mouth*

by Anorthstudent October 22, 2013