Small Blystad

Small Blystad is a Norwegian dwelling creature who often inhabits London and the Midlands. They can be seen at "lad" gatherings in Costa or establishments such as Jack Wills. Often overlooked due to their small stature they can struggle in life being bullied by the dominant Jacko creature.

The Small Blystad was bullied by the Jacko.

by Dan-the-dick March 4, 2009

Brostache

A mustache used to tickle ones scrotum. Usually one of the true "bros" scrotum. Or used in action, to tickles ones scrotum, thus becoming a true bro. Sometimes one mistakes this as extremely intrusive, but this is usually the start of a true bromance.

"Is the man with the brostache invited to this party?"

by Grisausage October 17, 2011

Brista

Defined as a good friend from one female to another female. True Bista's share a common knowledge of mad respect even through the toughest times.

Used in a sentence
She 1 "whats going on Brista! *friendly hug* i haven't seen you since you held my hair back on new years"
She 2 "nuthin much, how are you brista"

by Bushtista March 24, 2021

Innocent bystander

There's no such thing as an innocent bystander in real life. People are not animals, and are therefore not innocent in the true sense of the word. Every person thought to be a bystander has done something wrong in their life, and many if not most of them are usually not standing by in a passive manner most of the time, despite the bystander description some people use for them.

There is no such thing as an innocent bystander. To call someone an innocent bystander is to underestimate them.

by The Original Agahnim July 28, 2021

Inocent Bystander

the people wo get shot during my reckless drive byes in my new benz

i was doin a drive by and shot this inocent bystander

by DeVonTheDucer July 31, 2003

Brytard

A mixture of the name 'Bryanna' and the word 'retard'. Usually used commonly as a nickname mostly given to teenagers and juvenliles named 'Bryanna' who act retarded and silly.

Bryanna: Wow! This textbook feels so amazing...just like...um...a textbook! :D
Sammy: Shut your face, Brytard.

by ` b r y December 9, 2008

Brysoan Dalhstrom

A sexy bari sax player, who loves bass clarinet players. Breaks a ton of reeds, but is 1st chair, with his trusty sidekick dent man.

I love Brysoan Dalhstrom so much! I wish he was single!

by DarkDiamond1108 November 6, 2019