blystad

A Blystad is the best person ever. If you know a Blystad never, i repeat NEVER, let em' go! If you do you will regret that decision. A Blystad is gorgeous and smart. They are loyal to the ones they love and their family, but they will shut you down if you're an a-hole. Don't dear being shitty around a Blystad.. It will cause you trouble.

Me: I just met the most fantastic person ever.
Mom : Oh, well *he must be a Blystad!! :)

blystad by Tolmø March 5, 2021

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Small Blystad

Small Blystad is a Norwegian dwelling creature who often inhabits London and the Midlands. They can be seen at "lad" gatherings in Costa or establishments such as Jack Wills. Often overlooked due to their small stature they can struggle in life being bullied by the dominant Jacko creature.

The Small Blystad was bullied by the Jacko.

Small Blystad by Dan-the-dick March 4, 2009

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blystad • blystadlia • Small Blystad • Beystadium

Beystadium

A plastic bowl that is made specifically for battling Beyblades or other similar spinning tops. These are depressed in the middle which forces the tops to battle. These often have a Tornado Ridge so fast Beyblades can stall without exiting the stadium. Some Beystadiums have special features like a rocking bottom, rails, brinks, magnets, or mini bowls.

Only battle tops in a Beystadium.

Beystadium by LetItRip016 November 21, 2020

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blystadlia

Blystadlia is the best place to live, you can do everything here. everyone is so nice and its alot off free DRUGS

i love pople from Blystadlia

blystadlia by Ulvar January 18, 2023

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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