Bollock Bacon

the dry skin that flakes off you're ball sack

oh man, i found a shitload of bollock bacon in my bed this morning.

that bollock bacon needs some lotion to it

by minge_master_mike November 23, 2010

the dogs bollocks

Something really cool. Something you want real bad. Used in England.

Man, that car is the dogs bollocks

by Timo April 28, 2003

ballocks

ballocks is spelt bollocks
definition:
testicles

Bollocks!
- Usually used as an alternative to 'Fuck!' or 'Shit!'

by k November 23, 2003

Twatty Bollocks

You. Now fuck off.

Oi you, Twatty Bollocks

by Some bloke24654 November 11, 2010

bollock service

a good all-over sucking, licking, wanking and fucking that is needed regularly to ensure correct running of the male body.

Hiya babe - I need a bollocks service!

by fred May 4, 2003

Dog's bollocks

UK slang meaning "the best".

If something "takes a lot of licking", it is the best. Dogs are always licking their bollocks, therefore "dog's bollocks" take a lot of licking. So "The dog's bollocks" is the best.

My new mobile phone has MP3, MP4, 6 megapixel camera, bluetooth and WAP. It's the dog's bollocks.

by Buggle December 30, 2007

Bollocking

A harsh punishment for something you've done.

In the words of James May as his blimp flies into restricted airspace:

"I may be about to get a collosal aviation bollocking"

by Mike Hunt, York Hunt May 20, 2010