Bromitment

Noun

1. A pledge or promise made to spend time with a group of male friends in the form of a duty.
2. A sacrifice of romantic or familial duties made by a man in order to respect his friendship duties with group of male friends.

Provenance/Origin: "Bromitment" is a portmanteau of the two words "brother" and "commitment". New Zealand director Chris Graham coined the term on the set of Sione's Wedding in 2006. Sione's Wedding was a film celebrating a Polynesian wedding and lifestyle in a New Zealand context. Graham used the term on the set to remind cast members to make time for their mates regardless of other familial or romantic commitments. Pepsi later employed the term in 2011 in a New Zealand-based campaign.

Steve's Girlfriend: "Steve, I need you to come to my sister's baby shower tomorrow".

Steve: "Sorry babe, I can't. I said I'd go to the drags with Jono, Sam and Rob".

Steve's Girlfriend: "You have to come. It's for my future niece".

Steve: "Can't sorry. I've made a bromitment".

by Bromitted Boy November 23, 2011

Broitis

The social malady in which a female continuously acts like a "bro" even in situations that warrant femininity.

Girl #1: "So how did your date go last night?"

Girl #2: "Awful. He went in for a kiss and I gave him a chest bump. I seriously suffer from broitis."

by Ganja_Girl April 4, 2012

Brotitude

When your best friend shows you pictures of his Girlfriends Tits.

"Dude Denise just sent me a picture of her tits!"
"Dude brotitude"
"Alright bro I gotcha!"

by teh reel choder October 16, 2013

Broitch

the combination word of Bro and Bitch, referring to girls who have entered 'Bro' level friendship or status within a social group

Person 1: yo, who dis bitch with the 40, ripp'n on Tyrell?
Person 2: oh..her?...that broitch be Dianna, dont fuck with her she do you dirty, and i aint talk'n ass bruh

by bruhh444 September 16, 2018

Brogiveness

Brogiveness, is when you give forgive you bro no matter the cause or time and even situation always forgive the bro

I gave brogiveness to my bro

by Dictionary_creator12 January 5, 2019

Brogirlfriend

Female whose jokes you laugh at just because they’re dumb, who watches Netflix and smokes weed with you, who you communicate with using mostly buzzwords and no real sentences; ex: “BRO!”. While wildly inappropriate in behavior, dense quite often, and unable to have a serious conversation about relationships due to her quick whit and awkward joking style, you still want to kiss her face.

My brogirlfriend can be a real jerk, but some days she is quite the cool cucumber.

by Gurrl07 February 2, 2019

Broiting

Verb

The act of gaining sexual pleasure from having amputated body parts inserted into a bodily orifice. Usually fingers are used, however sometimes an entire limb is utilised.

An individual that enjoys Broiting is a Broiter.

A Kentucky man and his girlfriend were arrested yesterday after he arrived at hospital with an amputated foot lodged inside his anus. His girlfriend has a Broiting fetish.

by Felching Master September 14, 2019