an act that occurs when best friends or just one of them loses interest in the other, normally followed by a grieving period but for some people its not necessary
by thatonefairy March 31, 2011
Get the Best Friend Break Up mug.The act of telling your friend that he cannot solely rely on you for fantasy sports advice. Usually occurs after many text messages or emails asking about trades and/or waiver pickups
Bob: Yo, should I trade Derek Jeter for Vlad Guerrero? I needs me some ribbies.
Fran: Bob, I need to fantasy break up with you
Fran: Bob, I need to fantasy break up with you
by Mr. Fantasy Guru May 27, 2010
Get the fantasy break up mug.Her: Hey I know we're one month in but i'm not ready to date
Him: OK(depressed look) thinking to self- what the fuck how are you one month in and not ready to date!!! I can't believe this a fucking "anniversary break up"
Him: OK(depressed look) thinking to self- what the fuck how are you one month in and not ready to date!!! I can't believe this a fucking "anniversary break up"
by 3ast3rh00d April 8, 2012
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Get the temporary break up mug.When two people split up,but like the cheese on a pizza stretches but never breaks, neither does the relationship.
by Anonymous August 31, 2003
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1: When a man asks a woman to pee on him.
If the woman agree, the man then tells her that she is sick and can't see her anymore.
If the woman refuses, the man then tells her she isn't wild enough for him and then ends the relationship.
The method is referred to as Golden, because of its nature (golden shower), effectiveness, as well as ending with little or no aftermath.
2: To a lesser extent, when a women asks a man to pee on her. This is do to the fact that when a man pees on a women he is merely tagging her as his. Since tagging a women with one's pee is a greater bond then wedding vows, if the man isn't interested in a long term relationship this method is successful. If the man is looking for a long term relationship this method is ineffective.
1: When a man asks a woman to pee on him.
If the woman agree, the man then tells her that she is sick and can't see her anymore.
If the woman refuses, the man then tells her she isn't wild enough for him and then ends the relationship.
The method is referred to as Golden, because of its nature (golden shower), effectiveness, as well as ending with little or no aftermath.
2: To a lesser extent, when a women asks a man to pee on her. This is do to the fact that when a man pees on a women he is merely tagging her as his. Since tagging a women with one's pee is a greater bond then wedding vows, if the man isn't interested in a long term relationship this method is successful. If the man is looking for a long term relationship this method is ineffective.
Adam: How did you break up with that psycho chick and not have her stalk you.
Joel: I just used the Golden Break up...
Dave: You used the Golden Break up, broner!!
Joel: I just used the Golden Break up...
Dave: You used the Golden Break up, broner!!
by BekHanson December 2, 2009
Get the Golden Break Up mug.A tactical move that involves a guy breaking up with a girl who he is not dating. The girl has confused their regular encounters and his enjoyment of them as romantic interest. The male, realizing that if keeps on hanging out with her he will be accused of "leading her on" even though he never had any romantic intentions at all, decides that he must tell her he doesn't have any interest. So without actually dating her, he is forced to break up with her, receiving all of the stress and crap of a relationship without having ever had any of the benefits, just so he won't be villainized for several months.
Jack - "Uhh Sue... it seems to me that you might like me... and well... uhhh... I just wanted you to know that I don't like you".
(extremely awkward moment)
Sue - "Oh"
Jack - "Sorry, I know this must feel like a preemptive break up, but I didn't want you to think I was... leading you on or anything"
(extremely awkward moment)
Sue - "Oh"
Jack - "Sorry, I know this must feel like a preemptive break up, but I didn't want you to think I was... leading you on or anything"
by Devin Hush December 4, 2007
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